Prediction: Alvin Hines VS Jhonata Diniz 2025-06-28
UFC 317: Alvin Hines vs. Jhonata Diniz – A David vs. Goliath Grapple (But Make It MMA)
The Setup:
Jhonata Diniz, the 6’4”, 265-pound Brazilian mountain of muscle, is the 800-pound gorilla in the room. With a 19-4 record and 12 knockouts, he’s the kind of fighter who makes you check your seatbelt when he walks by. Alvin Hines, the 6’2”, 265-pound underdog, is the guy who says, “Hey, I’ve got 15 wins too, and I’m not scared of your gorilla energy.” The odds? Diniz is a near-unanimous -800 favorite, while Hines is +450. That’s like betting on LeBron to dunk on a 5-year-old, but with more grappling.
The Numbers Game:
- Diniz’s Implied Probability: 80-85% (based on odds of 1.2-1.22).
- Hines’ Implied Probability: 18-20% (odds of 4.4-4.8).
- MMA Underdog Win Rate: 35%.
The Split the Difference™ Calculation:
If we average Diniz’s implied 80% and the MMA underdog rate of 35%, his “adjusted” win probability becomes 57.5%. That’s still a landslide, but not as landslidey as the bookmakers think. For Hines, his adjusted chance jumps from 20% to 35%—right in line with the underdog rate.
EV Analysis:
- Betting on Diniz: Negative EV (-12% to -15%). You’re paying a premium for a “sure thing.”
- Betting on Hines: Positive EV (5-7%). The math says, “Hey, this guy’s odds are too low.”
Why Hines Might Win (Spoiler: It’s Not Magic):
1. Grappling Genius: Hines is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. If he can take Diniz down and lock in a triangle choke, it’s over. Diniz’s 12 KOs are impressive, but they don’t help when you’re trapped in a submission.
2. Diniz’s Weakness? His record is stellar, but his last three fights ended in stoppages. If Hines survives the first round, he might have a chance to outgrapple and outlast.
3. The “Underdog Curse”: In MMA, 35% of underdogs win. That’s not just luck—it’s chaos. Bet on the chaos.
Why Diniz Might Win (Spoiler: It’s Magic):
- Power and Size: Diniz’s 12 knockouts include finishes against fighters with similar grappling skills. If he lands a single overhand right, Hines is done.
- No Injuries, No Drama: Both fighters are healthy, so no excuses. Diniz is the machine.
The Verdict:
Best Bet: Alvin Hines (+450)
Yes, this is the pick where you’ll be the guy at the bar yelling, “I told you so!” while everyone else stares at you like you’re the guy who bet on the longshot horse in the Kentucky Derby. But here’s the kicker: the math is on Hines’ side. With a 35% chance of winning (vs. 18-20% implied odds), this is a classic “value bet.”
Expected Value:
- Hines’ EV: ~+5% (based on 35% actual vs. 20% implied).
- Diniz’ EV: -12% (overpriced favorite).
Final Thought:
Diniz is the MMA equivalent of a brick wall. Hines is the guy with a grappling dummy and a dream. But in a sport where 35% of underdogs win, sometimes the dream is the strategy. Bet on the dream. Just don’t tell Diniz—we don’t want to give him a complex.
Final Score Prediction:
Diniz by TKO (70%) or Hines by submission (30%). But hey, the underdog rate says it’s 50-50. Let’s just go with Hines via triangle choke in Round 2. It’s a meme, but it’s a smart meme.
Created: June 28, 2025, 5:59 p.m. GMT