Prediction: Arizona Cardinals VS Dallas Cowboys 2025-11-03

"Brissett’s Bumbling vs. Dallas’ Dynasty: A Monday Night Farce with a 63.5% Chance of Heartbreak for Arizona"

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a Monday Night Football clash that’s equal parts “Wait, who’s the quarterback?!” and “Here comes the cavalry!” The Arizona Cardinals, fresh off a five-game losing streak, will send Jacoby Brissett to AT&T Stadium to face the Dallas Cowboys, who are desperate to erase Kyler Murray’s unbreakable perfect 9-0 record at their venue. Let’s parse the chaos.

Parsing the Odds: A Math Class You’ll Actually Enjoy
The Cowboys are favored at -174 on the moneyline, implying a 63.5% chance to win. For the uninitiated, that means bookmakers think Dallas is about as likely to lose as a vegan at a barbecue contest. The over/under is 53.5 points, and Dallas has gone over in six of eight games this season—like a casino that can’t stop handing out free champagne. Arizona, meanwhile, has only one over in seven games, which is about as exciting as a spreadsheet.

The spread? Dallas is -3.0, meaning they’re expected to win by a touchdown and a missed extra point. Arizona’s 2-0 against the spread as underdogs this season is a silver lining, but their 0-2 record when favored by +146 or more? That’s just math being mean.

Digesting the News: Brissett’s Rise, Murray’s Mystery, and Dallas’ Desperation
Arizona’s starting QB situation is a sitcom. Kyler Murray, the once-untouchable star, has been reduced to throwing eight passes to backup receivers in practice, while Brissett gets 16 reps with starters. Coach Jonathan Gannon’s “Yeah” when asked if Murray was being prepared to start is the sports equivalent of a “Wait… what?” meme. Brissett, for what it’s worth, has thrown for 599 yards and four TDs in four games—but also completed just 52/81 passes, which is like shooting 52% from the free-throw line in a playoff game.

Murray’s perfect 9-0 record at AT&T Stadium (spanning high school, college, and the NFL) is now a target. Dallas wants to ruin it, and they’ve got Jake Ferguson, who’s predicted to “dominate” as if he’s auditioning for a Hunger Games sequel. Javonte Williams is also expected to “set a career high,” which is NFL code for “please don’t fumble this time.”

The Humor: Because Sports Needs Comedy, Not Therapy
Arizona’s offense with Brissett is like a GPS that says, “Recalculating… again.” Without Murray, their attack is a group of kindergartners trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube—well-intentioned, but not exactly a threat. Marvin Harrison Jr. and company will have to catch passes in the rain, while Dallas’ defense—if we can call it that—will likely resemble a sieve at a baker’s convention.

Dallas, meanwhile, is a team that’s part circus, part spreadsheet. Their defense is “inconsistent” enough that even a juggling seal could predict their next move, but their offense? That’s a rocket ship with a fuel leak. They’ve averaged 27.3 points per game, which is great… until you realize their opponents average 26.2. It’s like a restaurant that’s both the chef and the food critic.

Prediction: The Unlikely Hero and the Unbreakable Streak, Part II
The Cowboys win 28-25, breaking Murray’s AT&T Stadium curse while Brissett tosses a game-winning interception to a Dallas linebacker named “D’Vontay ‘The Human Net’ Johnson.” Arizona’s 2-0 ATS streak as underdogs is admirable, but Dallas’ 63.5% implied probability isn’t a suggestion—it’s a mathematical middle finger to chaos.

Final Score Prediction: Cowboys 28, Cardinals 25.

Why? Because Murray’s magic ends where the ticket scanners start, Brissett’s “clutch” moments are more clutch like a deflated balloon, and Dallas’ offensive line is finally done pretending they’re not terrified of edge rushers. Go ahead, bet on the underdog if you must—just don’t cry when the “unlikeliest of heroes” turns into the “unluckiest of zeroes.” 🏈

Created: Nov. 2, 2025, 3:04 a.m. GMT

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