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Broncos vs. Cardinals Preseason Showdown: A Tale of Two QBs and a Defense That Can’t Decide Itself

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round for a preseason spectacle where the Denver Broncos, fresh off a performance that made their defense look like a sieve at a pottery fair, face off against the Arizona Cardinals. Let’s unpack this like a Netflix docuseries—minus the dramatic reenactments.

Parsing the Odds: The Math of Mayhem
The Broncos are favored at -152 (FanDuel) and -154 (DraftKings), implying a 61-62% chance to win. The Cardinals, at +250, suggest bookmakers think Denver’s offense will be about as reliable as a chair made of Jell-O. The spread is Denver -3.5, and the total sits at 39.0. If you’re betting the Over, you’re either a masochist or a fan of offensive coordinators with delusions of grandeur.

News Digest: Bo Nix’s Hamster Wheel and the Rise of Jarrett Stidham
Broncos QB Bo Nix, the golden boy of the 2024 draft, looked like a man tripping over his own shoelaces in the preseason opener against the 49ers. Going 6-for-11 for 31 yards? That’s not football—it’s a LinkedIn post for a “part-time intern.” Enter Jarrett Stidham, the NFL’s version of a backup parachute: you hope you never need him, but boy are you glad he’s there. Stidham tossed two TDs, including a 36-yarder to Trent Sherfield, proving he’s the “insurance policy” Denver didn’t know it needed.

Meanwhile, the Broncos’ defense allowed a 50-yard pass to 49ers rookie Jordan Watkins. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, they’re hosting the Cardinals after a joint practice with them. It’s like showing up to a surprise party and realizing you just gave everyone the spoilers.

Arizona’s backup QB, Mac Jones, had a mixed bag: 74 yards but an interception. Jones is the NFL’s version of a “journeyman,” which is code for “he’s here because his agent negotiated a clause about frequent flyer miles.”

Humorous Spin: The Absurdity of Preseason
Let’s be real: the Broncos’ defense is so leaky, they’d let the Colorado River score a touchdown. Their joint practice with Arizona was less “game prep” and more “let’s see how many times we can gift-wrap the ball.” As for Bo Nix? If he’s limited in reps, he’ll play like a man in a hurry to finish his homework—fast and terrible.

The Cardinals, meanwhile, are the football equivalent of a “mystery meat” casserole—nobody knows what they’ll taste like, but the odds are it won’t be good. Their offense relies on Mac Jones not throwing picks, which is about as reliable as a toaster oven in a hurricane.

Prediction: The Verdict from the CliffsNotes
Denver’s edge comes from Stidham’s preseason heroics and a defense that, while porous, gets a “home-field advantage” boost (read: they’re less likely to trip over their own feet in Denver’s altitude-induced confusion). The Cardinals’ lack of a viable QB and their “practice session” with Denver make them the statistical underdogs.

Final Verdict: Denver Broncos 24, Arizona Cardinals 17.
Take the Broncos at -3.5 if you’re feeling spicy, but the Under 39 is a safer bet unless you’ve seen the NFL’s latest offensive revolution (spoiler: it’s not happening).

In conclusion, this game is less “Monday Night Football” and more “Monday Morning Quarterback.” Grab your popcorn, bet accordingly, and remember: in the preseason, the only thing scoring touchdowns is the team’s public relations department.

Created: Aug. 10, 2025, 5:17 p.m. GMT

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