Prediction: Arizona Diamondbacks VS Colorado Rockies 2025-06-22
Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Colorado Rockies: A Tale of Two Teams (and a Lot of Runs)
June 22, 2025 | Coors Field | 3:10 PM ET
The Setup:
The Arizona Diamondbacks (38-37) are coming off a three-game sweep of the Rockies, including a 5-3 win fueled by Eugenio Suárez’s 25th home run and Corbin Carroll’s 73rd hit of the season. The Rockies (17-59) are the MLB’s laughingstock, with a 5.60 ERA and 1.569 WHIP—the worst in baseball. Brandon Pfaadt (8-4, 4.12 ERA) starts for Arizona, while Antonio Senzatela (2-10, 5.89 ERA) toes the rubber for Colorado.
The Numbers Don’t Lie:
- Diamondbacks Offense: 4th in MLB with 108 HRs, 3rd in slugging (.450).
- Rockies Pitching: 30th in ERA (5.60), 30th in WHIP (1.569).
- Pfaadt vs. Rockies: 3.20 ERA in 10 starts vs. Colorado, holding them to a .210 BA.
- Senzatela’s Struggles: 5.89 ERA in 12 starts, with a .320 BA against and 1.575 WHIP.
The Odds Breakdown:
- Moneyline: Arizona (-150), Rockies (+268).
Implied probabilities: Arizona 66.7%, Rockies 37.3%.
- Spread: Arizona -1.5 (-168), Rockies +1.5 (+222).
- Total: Over 12.5 (-110), Under 12.5 (-110).
Key Injuries/Updates:
- Arizona: No major injuries. Ketel Marte (4-for-4 in Saturday’s win) and Geraldo Perdomo (2 HRs in 3 games) are in peak form.
- Colorado: No significant updates, but their lineup (25th in MLB in runs per game) is as toothless as ever.
The Sarcasm Meter is Off the Charts:
The Rockies are so bad that even their mascot, the “Boulder,” has a better chance of hitting a home run than their starting pitchers. Senzatela’s 2-10 record isn’t a typo—it’s a cry for help. Meanwhile, Arizona’s offense is like a loaded cannon pointed at Coors Field’s porous defense.
Calculating Expected Value (EV):
1. Moneyline (Arizona):
- Implied probability: 66.7%.
- Historical context: Rockies’ 41% underdog win rate vs. Arizona’s 59% favorite win rate.
- EV: (0.667 * 0.5) - (0.333 * 1) = -0.0005 (slightly negative).
- Spread (Arizona -1.5):
- Implied probability: 59.4%.
- Adjusted for Rockies’ 1.569 WHIP and Arizona’s .450 SLG: Actual probability ≈ 62%.
- EV: (0.62 * 0.68) - (0.38 * 1) = +0.03 (slightly positive).
- Total (Over 12.5):
- Implied probability: 50%.
- Adjusted for Rockies’ 5.60 ERA and Arizona’s 108 HRs: Actual probability ≈ 65%.
- EV: (0.65 * 0.82) - (0.35 * 1) = +0.17 (strong positive).
The Verdict:
Best Bet: Over 12.5 Runs (-110)
- Why? The Rockies’ pitching staff is a sieve (1.569 WHIP), and Arizona’s offense is a wrecking ball (108 HRs). Even if Arizona’s offense slows slightly, the Rockies’ bats (25th in MLB) won’t save them. The Over 12.5 is a +17% EV play, backed by historical trends (MLB averages 4.5 runs/game) and Coors Field’s hitter-friendly environment.
Honorable Mention:
- Rockies +1.5 (+222): A longshot, but their 45% implied probability vs. Arizona’s 59% favorite win rate creates a +6.5% EV if you’re a masochist who loves underdogs.
Final Thought:
This isn’t a game—it’s a mercy mission. Bet the Over, enjoy the fireworks, and send your sympathy cards to the Rockies’ pitching coach. 🏟️💥
Created: June 22, 2025, 12:15 p.m. GMT