Prediction: Arizona St Sun Devils VS Penn State Nittany Lions 2025-12-09
Penn State vs. Arizona State WNBA Showdown: A Tale of Sieves, Sprinklers, and Shopping Carts
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a clash of titans where one team plays defense like a locked vault and the other’s offense runs like a broken sprinkler. On December 10, 2025, the Penn State Nittany Lions (6-2) will host the Arizona State Sun Devils (10-0) at Bryce Jordan Center, and if you thought this game was a toss-up, you’ve clearly never seen Arizona State’s defense.
Parsing the Odds: Why Your Grandma Knows to Bet on the Sun Devils
Let’s start with the numbers because even Penn State’s star, Gracie Merkle, can’t will a team to victory if the math is against them. Arizona State is a -4.5-point favorite on the spread, with implied probabilities suggesting they’re a 62% favorite to win outright (thanks to decimal odds of ~1.54-1.56). Penn State’s +4.5 line? That’s the sportsbook’s way of saying, “We’ll take all your money if you think they can pull this off.”
The total is set at 157.5-158.5 points, and here’s where it gets interesting. Arizona State allows a measly 53.0 points per game (15th in the nation), while Penn State concedes 75.4 (335th). If this game were a boxing match, Arizona’s defense would be the heavyweight champ, and Penn State’s offense would be the guy who forgot to show up. The UNDER is a 58-62% favorite here, because even if Penn State’s offense wakes up from its slumber, Arizona’s defense might still make them play 40 minutes of Whack-a-Mole with a turnover.
Digesting the News: Gracie’s Assist Drought and McKinna’s Three-Point Famine
Penn State’s last game was a defensive debacle against Nebraska, losing 101-83. Merkle, their scoring star, dropped 23 points but had zero assists and five rebounds. Zero. Like, if you asked her to pass the salt at dinner, she’d just stare at you. Meanwhile, Arizona State’s McKinna Brackens led her team with 15 points in a 67-44 win over San Francisco, but let’s not get too excited—her team’s three-point shooting percentage (29.3%) is worse than my ability to parallel park.
Here’s the kicker: Penn State makes 39.3% of their threes (10th in the country), while Arizona State? A dismal 29.3% (222nd). If you’re Penn State, you’re thinking, “Let’s rain threes on their heads!” But Arizona’s defense allows just 4.4 threes per game. It’s like bringing an umbrella to a sandstorm.
Humorous Spin: Sieves, Sprinklers, and the Great Turnover Debate
Penn State’s defense is a sieve that’s been upgraded to a colander. They allow 75 points per game—imagine trying to keep water in a colander filled with a toddler’s art project. Arizona State’s defense? A fortress guarded by a dragon who’s been told “no sharing.”
As for Penn State’s turnover issues: Their star guard, Merkle, had zero assists in that Nebraska loss. Zero. In basketball, that’s like a chef opening a restaurant and realizing they forgot to buy salt. And let’s not forget Arizona State’s three-point shooting—so bad it makes a sprinkler system look efficient. If the Sun Devils keep shooting like that, they’ll need a net to catch the basketballs.
Prediction: Arizona State Wins, But Not Because They’re Good at Everything
Look, Arizona State isn’t perfect. Their offense is about as thrilling as a tax audit. But defense wins games, and Penn State’s offense? It’s a shopping cart racing a Ferrari—if the cart has training wheels and the Ferrari is driving in reverse.
Arizona State’s elite defense will stifle Penn State’s leaky offense, and even if the Sun Devils’ three-point shot stays ice-cold, they’ll win by suffocating the Nittany Lions. The spread is -4.5, and I’m predicting a Sun Devil victory by 8-10 points. Why? Because Penn State’s “ball control” is a myth, and Arizona’s defense is a fact.
Final Verdict: Bet Arizona State -4.5 and the UNDER 157.5. Unless you enjoy watching Penn State try to pass a basketball without turning it into a juggling act.
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Created: Dec. 9, 2025, 6:04 p.m. GMT