Prediction: Austin Peay Governors VS Kent State Golden Flashes 2025-12-03
Kent State vs. Austin Peay: A Rebounding Rumble with a Side of Sarcasm
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a clash of styles where Kent State’s rebounding prowess meets Austin Peay’s defensive grit—like a cheeseburger meeting a diet plan. Let’s break this down with the statistical precision of a spreadsheet and the humor of a Twitter thread written by a caffeinated statistician.
Parsing the Odds: Why Your Grandma Could Predict This
Kent State (-8.5) is favored to win by enough points to make Austin Peay question its entire existence. The Golden Flashes lead the MAC in rebounding (38.3 RPG), thanks to Delrecco Gillespie, who’s averaging 19.5 points and 12.8 rebounds per game. For context, Gillespie’s rebounding numbers are so absurd he’s essentially a human trash can that also scores. Meanwhile, Austin Peay (4-3) allows just 65.4 points per game—but don’t let that fool you. Their defense is like a locked door, but their offense is a skeleton key that’s… lost the skeleton.
Key stat: Kent State averages 12.1 three-pointers per game, 5.1 more than Austin Peay. The Govs, meanwhile, shoot like they’re using a crossbow in a laser-tag arena. Collin Parker, Austin Peay’s star, dropped 30 points in a recent win over Northern Illinois, but his team’s road record (2-3) is about as reliable as a GPS in the middle of a cornfield.
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Austin Peay’s recent win over Northern Illinois was a thing of beauty—or at least a thing of high-scoring beauty. Collin Parker’s 30-point explosion was impressive, but let’s not forget: the Govs are 2-3 on the road and 2-3 against teams with winning records. If Kent State’s 7-1 record isn’t a “team with a winning record,” I don’t know what is.
Kent State, meanwhile, is a well-oiled machine led by 15th-year coach Rob Senderoff. Their nine newcomers, including UNLV transfer Rob Whaley Jr. (who’s already dropped 20 points twice), are blending seamlessly into a team that’s been picked third in the MAC preseason. Delrecco Gillespie, the man who could one-day be in the NBA if he stops looking like he’s about to break into a dance number mid-game, is a double-double machine.
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Kent State’s rebounding is so dominant, it’s like watching a vacuum cleaner play basketball—swoosh, swoosh, swoosh. Gillespie’s 12.8 rebounds per game? That’s not a stat; that’s a reminder that gravity works differently in Ohio.
Austin Peay’s defense is solid, but their offense? Let’s just say they’re the reason the three-point shot was invented. Their 7.0 made threes per game is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. And while Collin Parker had a 30-point game recently, it’s the basketball equivalent of a one-hit wonder—great in theory, but don’t expect a follow-up.
The over/under is 156.5 points. Given Austin Peay’s defense and Kent State’s leaky perimeter D (they allow 82.1 PPG), this game might be lower-scoring than a middle-school math test.
Prediction: Why You Should Bet on Kent State Without a Second Thought
Kent State’s dominance on the boards and three-point barrage makes them the clear favorite. Austin Peay’s defense will frustrate, but their road struggles and offensive limitations mean they’ll likely fold like a cheap lawn chair.
Final Score Prediction: Kent State 82, Austin Peay 67.
How It Happens: Gillespie drops 22 points and 14 rebounds while Kent State’s 12.1 threes rain like confetti. Austin Peay’s Collin Parker will fight valiantly, but the Govs’ road woes and lack of perimeter pop will doom them.
So, grab your popcorn and bet on Kent State. Unless you enjoy watching teams slowly drown in a sea of missed threes and missed rebounds—then good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor. 🏀
Created: Dec. 3, 2025, 8:47 p.m. GMT