Prediction: Charlotte Hornets VS Atlanta Hawks 2025-11-23
Atlanta Hawks vs. Charlotte Hornets: A Tale of Two (Very Different) Cities
The Atlanta Hawks, minus their All-Star point guard Trae Young (who’s currently knee-deep in physical therapy, not a literal knee-deep in basketball action), host the Charlotte Hornets in a Southeast Division clash that’s as lopsided on paper as a crumpled-up bet on a team that’s lost six straight. Let’s break it down with the precision of a stat head and the humor of a guy who’s seen too many Hornets games.
Parsing the Odds: Why the Hawks Are the Obvious Choice
The betting market isn’t just hinting at this—it’s yelling it. The Hawks are favored by 7.5 points across nearly every book, with implied probabilities of a 75%+ chance to win (thanks to decimal odds of ~1.34). For the Hornets, their implied win probability hovers around 25-30%, which is about the same chance I have of explaining a triple-double to my dog.
Statistically, Atlanta’s depth is staggering. Without Trae Young, they’re 8-4, led by Jalen Johnson, who’s averaging a near-triple-double (22.3 PPG, 9.6 RPG, 6.6 APG). Kristaps Porzingis is dropping 30-point bombs like it’s a load-management fireworks show, and Nickeil Alexander-Walker is quietly becoming the team’s unsung hero. Meanwhile, the Hornets are a medical marvel, with six players out or injured, including LaMelo Ball (ankle issues), Miles Bridges (shoulder?), and rookie Kon Knueppel (who’s somehow still averaging 18.8 PPG but can’t save a sinking ship).
The Hawks also lead the NBA in assists per game (30.3), which means they’re not just scoring—they’re conducting a symphony of passes. The Hornets, meanwhile, allow 14.6 three-pointers per game, which is like leaving the front door unlocked in a neighborhood of sharpshooters.
News Roundup: Injuries, Morale, and a Rookie’s Lonely Heart
Let’s start with the bad news for Charlotte: They’re missing Josh Green, Tre Mann, Grant Williams, Ryan Kalkbrenner, and Pat Connaughton, all due to injuries. It’s like a “Where’s Waldo?” game for healthy Hornets players. LaMelo Ball, who recently denied trade rumors with the enthusiasm of someone ordering takeout, is being managed for an ankle injury, and Miles Bridges is shouldering the scoring load like a man carrying a team on his back through a hurricane.
On the Hawks’ side, Trae Young is out (again), but this time it’s a knee issue, not a MCL sprain from tripping over his own shoelaces (a previous team highlight). Jalen Johnson, meanwhile, is the closest thing Atlanta has to a human highlight reel, with his “near-triple-double” performances making him the Player of the Week in a season where “near” might as well mean “is.”
The Hornets’ lone bright spot? Kon Knueppel, their rookie, who’s made 50 three-pointers in 16 games—a record that’ll likely be broken by someone else next week. But even he can’t outshoot a team that’s 12th in the East with a 4-12 record.
The Humor: Because Sports Needs Laughs
- Charlotte’s injuries: If the Hornets were a shopping cart, they’d be missing three wheels, a handle, and a sense of direction.
- Jalen Johnson: The Hawks’ triple-double whisperer. He’s one rebound away from joining the 1,000-rebound club and still has time to grab coffee.
- Kristaps Porzingis: Load management? More like load-management-30-point-explosion. He’s out tonight, but not before dropping a season-high 30 in his last game—because why not?
- Charlotte’s defense: They rebound like champs (32.7 RPG), but their offense is about as creative as a spreadsheet.
Prediction: A Hawks’ Feast
Putting it all together, the Hawks are a 7.5-point favorite for a reason. Their depth, recent dominance (sweeping Charlotte in all four previous matchups), and ability to adapt without Trae Young make them a juggernaut. The Hornets, meanwhile, are a team in disarray—losing six straight while their roster reads like a “Who’s Out?” list at a family reunion.
Final Score Prediction: Atlanta 120, Charlotte 105.
Bet the Hawks, or better yet, bet on Jalen Johnson to drop another triple-double. If he doesn’t, at least he’ll have a great story for his next highlight reel: “I was this close!” 🏀🔥
Created: Nov. 23, 2025, 4 p.m. GMT