Prediction: Cincinnati Bengals VS Baltimore Ravens 2025-11-27

Bengals vs. Ravens: A Thanksgiving Turkey Troop with a Side of Sausage

The Cincinnati Bengals (3-8) and Baltimore Ravens (6-5) collide on Thanksgiving night in a matchup that’s less “gratitude” and more “grimace.” Let’s break this down with the precision of a pro linebacker and the humor of a turkey trying to play football.

The Odds: A Math Class You Can’t Skip
The Ravens are favored by 7 points (-7, -110), with implied probabilities suggesting they’re the statistical darlings here. For context, that’s like betting on a rooster to lay an egg versus a hen—sure, the rooster could pull it off, but don’t bet your grandma’s pie crust on it. The over/under is 51.5 points, which sounds festive but might be optimistic. The Bengals rank dead last in total defense (415.8 yards/game) and scoring defense (32.7 points/game). If their defense were a Thanksgiving side dish, it’d be the Jell-O that somehow defies gravity and tackles you.

Injury Report: The Bengals’ “Who’s Who of Absences”
Cincinnati’s roster looks like a “Where’s Waldo?” book for missing stars. Wide receiver Tee Higgins (concussion) and defensive end Trey Hendrickson (hip) are out, leaving the Bengals with the offensive firepower of a soggy cranberry sauce. Even their return of Ja’Marr Chase from suspension feels like trading a brand-new pie for a pie that’s been dropped three times. On the bright side, Joe Burrow’s back from toe surgery—but let’s not forget he’s the guy who once tripped over his own shoelaces during a scramble. (Note to Burrow: Tie those laces. Higgins already did the “trip and concussion” bit this week.)

The Ravens: A Well-Oiled (Thanksgiving) Turkey
Baltimore’s five-game winning streak is smoother than a gravy boat after Thanksgiving dinner. Lamar Jackson is throwing like a man who’s been binge-watching highlight reels of his own career—15 touchdowns in eight starts, four turnovers. Meanwhile, Derrick Henry is one foot away from surpassing Jim Brown on the all-time rushing list. If Henry were a side dish, he’d be the mashed potatoes: relentless, ever-present, and capable of smothering any defense. The Ravens’ defense? It’s the aunt who “accidentally” eats all the pie and then judges you for having seconds. They’ve allowed no more than 20 points in their last five games. That’s the NFL equivalent of a “low-key” vibe.

Historical Context: A Feud Like No Other
These teams love a good thriller. Their matchups are often decided by less than a field goal, like a game of “hot potato” where the potato is a deflated football. But this year? The Ravens have the momentum of a Black Friday shopper at 5 a.m., while the Bengals are the guy still picking out a turkey at 10 a.m. on Thanksgiving.

Prediction: The Verdict (and a Side of Humor)
The Ravens are the clear pick here. Their defense will stifle the Bengals’ porous offense like a lid on a soup pot, and Lamar Jackson will make the Bengals’ secondary look as coordinated as a turkey in a wind tunnel. The Bengals’ only hope is hoping the Ravens’ offense goes cold—which is as likely as your uncle remembering to take out the trash.

Final Score Prediction: Ravens 27, Bengals 17.

Bet on Baltimore unless you enjoy the cinematic tragedy of watching Burrow try to outrun his own mistakes. And remember, folks: This game isn’t about football. It’s about who’s bringing the dessert. The Ravens? They’ve already baked the pie. The Bengals? Still looking for the flour.

Created: Nov. 26, 2025, 4:49 p.m. GMT

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