Prediction: Cincinnati Bengals VS Green Bay Packers 2025-10-12
Bengals vs. Packers: A Tale of Flaccoâs Ghost and Green Bayâs Resurgence
The Cincinnati Bengals, fresh off a 37-24 loss to the Lions and minus their star QB Joe Burrow (sidelined with a toe injury until December), have traded in their "A-List" offense for a mid-2000s throwback: Joe Flacco. The 38-year-old "Air Lock" arrives via trade from the Browns, where he previously handed the Packers their first loss of the season (a 13-10 drubbing). Now, heâll face Green Bay againâthis time as their tormentor-in-chief? Donât bet on it.
Parsing the Odds: A One-Sided Coin?
The Packers are favored by a whopping 14.5 points, with an over/under of 44.5. Converting those numbers: Green Bayâs implied probability of victory is roughly 91% (per -1100 odds on some books), while Cincinnatiâs sits at 11%. For context, this spread is akin to betting that a toddler will win a race against Usain Bolt⊠while Bolt wears a jetpack. The Bengalsâ defense, which allows 259 yards per game (29th in the league), offers little hope against Jordan Loveâs 337-yard, 3-TD performance in a tie with Dallas. Meanwhile, Flaccoâs 132-yard, 0-TD effort against Green Bay in Week 3 isnât exactly inspiring.
Injury Montage: Bengalsâ Woes and Packersâ Wobbles
Cincinnatiâs injury report reads like a horror movie: JaâMarr Chase (questionable, illness), Dylan Fairchild (knee), and Shemar Stewart (ankle) all threaten to derail Flaccoâs revival. Without Chase, the Bengalsâ offense becomes a âtoaster in a bakeryââpresent but useless. On the bright side, Evan McPherson hasnât missed a kick yet this season, so at least the Bengals can rely on their leg man to avoid the âkicker who shall not be namedâ (cough, Younghoe Koo, cough).
Green Bayâs struggles arenât all sunshine, though. Their special teams are a circus act gone wrong: kicker Brandon McManus (questionable with a quad) might be replaced by Lucas Havrisik, whose NFL汄ć is shorter than Aaron Rodgersâ playoff rĂ©sumĂ©. And while Jordan Loveâs arm is functional, the Packersâ offensive line remains a sieveâthough new additions Zach Tom and Aaron Banks aim to plug leaks.
Humor: The Absurdity of NFL Scheduling
Why is Flacco starting? Because in the NFL, a toe injury (Burrowâs) is more debilitating than a career (Flaccoâs). The Bengalsâ QB situation is like ordering a pizza and getting a slice from 2012. And letâs not forget: Flaccoâs âlegacyâ includes a Super Bowl XLVII victory⊠and a reputation for âclutchâ performances that somehow always involve a playoff collapse. As for the Packers, their 40-40 tie with Dallas was the sports equivalent of a draw in chessâexhausting, confusing, and best forgotten.
Prediction: Green Bay Grinds It Out
The Packersâ offense, while imperfect, has more teeth than Cincinnatiâs. Loveâs arm and Josh Jacobsâ resurgence (12.4 carries per game) should exploit the Bengalsâ porous defense. Even if Flacco avoids turnovers (unlike his Week 3 interception), Cincinnatiâs lack of offensive firepower and key injuries make a Green Bay win likely.
Final Verdict: Packers 27, Bengals 13.
Why? Because the Bengalsâ only chance is a âFlacco magicâ narrative, and magic doesnât work at Lambeau Fieldâunless you count the âFantom of the Northâ (a Packers linebacker with a vendetta against Flacco). Bet Green Bay, unless you enjoy watching history repeat itself⊠while wearing a Browns jersey.
Created: Oct. 12, 2025, 8:20 p.m. GMT