Prediction: Colorado Avalanche VS Nashville Predators 2025-12-09
Colorado Avalanche vs. Nashville Predators: A Defensive Masterclass or a Goalie’s Nightmare?
Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a game that’s about to feel like a silent disco for goal-scorers. The Colorado Avalanche (13-1-3, Scott Wedgewood OUT, Mackenzie Blackwood IN) face the Nashville Predators (9-10-3, Cole Smith questionable) in a matchup that’s less Hollywood action flick and more library quiet. Let’s break it down with the precision of a Zamboni and the humor of a penguin slipping on ice.
Parsing the Odds: The Math of Misery
The Avalanche are the clear favorites at -150 (decimal: 1.45–1.5), implying a 57–58% chance to win. The Predators (+264 to +275) sit at 27–30%, which is about as likely as a Nashville winter without snow. The total goals line is 6.0–6.5, with the Under heavily implied. Why? Colorado’s defense allows just 2.17 goals per game (7/8 games with ≤2 goals), while Nashville’s offense ranks 30th in the league, scoring like a team that’s forgotten how to shoot a puck.
The key stat? Seven of Colorado’s last nine games have gone Under, including a 3-0 shutout in their previous meeting. Nashville, meanwhile, has improved defensively but still allows 100 goals on the season—like a sieve that’s learned to apologize.
News from the Rink: Injuries, Penalties, and a Former Rival
Colorado’s woes: Scott Wedgewood’s out with an upper-body injury, leaving Mackenzie Blackwood (8-1-1, .908 SV%) to babysit the net. Blackwood’s a solid backup, but he’s no “Iceman” (Wedgewood). Think of it as trading a state-of-the-art vault for a slightly less rusty safe.
Nashville’s chaos: Cole Smith (upper-body) is “practice participation,” which means he’s about as reliable as a Politician’s promise. Worse, the Predators just had a 6-3 loss to Carolina where they took 7 penalties—including a 5-on-3—to earn the “Self-Inflicted” award from Coach Andrew Brunette. Their power play? A leaky faucet (21.4% conversion).
And here’s a twist: Nashville’s goalie, Justus Annunen, was acquired from Colorado in a trade. It’s like inviting a former ex to your party and hoping they don’t bring uncomfortable memories. Last time these teams met, Annunen watched from the bench as the Avs shutout Nashville. Now, he’s the host. Chilling.
Humor: The Sport of Absurd Analogies
- Nashville’s penalty issues: Imagine your kid’s soccer team tripping over their own shoelaces every 30 seconds. That’s the Predators’ power play—7 penalties in a game is like a toddler at a buffet who thinks “helping” means dropping food.
- Colorado’s defense: So good, they’ve turned the Predators into a team that scores goals like a group of librarians trying to start a riot.
- The total goals line: If this game hits Under 6.0, it’ll feel like watching a NHL team play Jenga—anticlimactic but oddly satisfying.
Prediction: The Unlikely Hero is… the Puck?
Despite Nashville’s “home-ice advantage,” the Avalanche’s defensive grit and MacKinnon’s 49 points (24 goals) make them the obvious choice. Blackwood’s .908 save percentage isn’t pretty, but against a Predators offense that scores 73 goals on the season (fewest in the league), it’s enough.
Final Score Prediction: Colorado 2, Nashville 1 (Under 6.0).
Why? Because Nashville’s penalties will gift Colorado a power-play goal, MacKinnon will do his “versatile magician” act, and Justus Annunen will finally get his redemption… by watching from the bench as the Avs shutout his old team. Again.
Bet: Avalanche -1.5 (for the spread) and Under 6.0.
And if you bet on Nashville? May the hockey gods grant you patience—and a time machine to rewrite that 6-3 loss to Carolina. 🏒
Created: Dec. 9, 2025, 11:49 p.m. GMT