Prediction: Colorado Rockies VS Milwaukee Brewers 2025-06-28
Witty Analysis: The Brewers vs. Rockies Showdown â A Tale of Two Teams
The Milwaukee Brewers (45-36) and Colorado Rockies (18-63) are set for a June 28 clash thatâs less of a contest and more of a âwatch the Rockies try to scoreâ special. Letâs break this down with the precision of a line drive and the humor of a Rockies fanâs optimism.
The Numbers Donât Lie (But the Rockies Do)
- Brewersâ Offense: 9th in MLB at 4.7 runs/game. They hit like a well-oiled combine harvester.
- Rockiesâ Offense: 27th at 3.5 runs/game. Their lineup is a âWait, did we forget to bring bats?â moment.
- Pitching Matchup:
- Quinn Priester (Brewers): A 23-year-old phenom with a 2.85 ERA this season.
- Antonio Senzatela (Rockies): A 30-year-old trying to keep his Rockiesâ ERA from hitting 7.0.
The Rockiesâ pitching staff (6.8 K/9, worst in MLB) is like a sieve. The Brewersâ 8.6 K/9 (11th in MLB) is a velvet glove.
Odds Breakdown & Expected Value
Moneyline Odds (June 28):
- Brewers: -211 (Implied probability: ~68.2%)
- Rockies: +174 (Implied probability: ~36.2%)
Underdog Win Rate in MLB: 41% (Rockiesâ actual underdog win rate: 21.8%). The Rockies are underperforming their already modest expectations.
EV Calculation:
- Brewers: (68.2% chance to win * $100) - (31.8% chance to lose * $211) â + $1.80 EV
- Rockies: (36.2% chance to win * $174) - (63.8% chance to lose * $100) â - $0.80 EV
Key Factors
1. Brewersâ Dominance When Favored: 66.7% win rate when favored this season.
2. Rockiesâ Struggles: 21.8% win rate as underdogs. Theyâre the MLBâs version of a âpick âemâ team with a minus sign.
3. Injuries/Updates: No major injuries listed. Senzatelaâs ERA (5.51) is a red flag; Priesterâs fastball (94 mph) is a green light.
The Verdict: Bet the Brewers Moneyline
Why? The Brewers are a +EV play with a 68% implied win probability vs. Rockiesâ 32% chance. The Rockiesâ 41% underdog win rate is a floor, not a ceiling. With Priester vs. Senzatela, this is a mismatch in every sense.
Spread & Total Notes:
- Brewers -1.5 (-200): A solid play if you want more margin, but the moneyline is cleaner.
- Over 9 Runs (-110): The Rockiesâ pitching is so bad, but their offense is too weak to push the Over. Stick with the Under (8.2 runs expected vs. 9.0 total).
Final Call:
The Brewers are the smartest bet here. The Rockies are a cautionary tale for anyone who bets on âvalueâ in June. As for the Rockies? Theyâll need a miracle, a moonshot, and maybe a time machine to fix their season.
Bet: Milwaukee Brewers Moneyline (-211)
EV: +$1.80 per $100 bet.
Confidence: 8.5/10 (Brewers are the class of the NL; Rockies are the class of âWhy is this game happening?â)
Bonus Witty Take: If the Rockies win, consider it a statistical anomaly and a sign that time travel is possible. Just donât bet on it.
Created: June 28, 2025, 2:51 p.m. GMT