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Prediction: Guatemala VS USA 2025-07-02

USA vs. Guatemala Gold Cup Semifinal: A Tale of Overconfidence and Hope
By The Sportswriter Who Still Thinks the Underdog Can Win (Sometimes)

The Setup
The United States, the self-proclaimed "Host with the Most," faces Guatemala in a Gold Cup semifinal that’s as much about ego as it is soccer. The Yanks are a 1.25 favorite (implied probability: 80%), while Guatemala, the plucky underdogs, are priced at 11.0 (9.1% implied). The draw? A meager 5.75 (17.4%). If you’re betting on the U.S., you’re basically just paying a $1.25 admission fee to watch them maybe win. If you’re backing Guatemala, you’re investing in hope, dreams, and a 41% underdog win rate that makes you think, “Hey, maybe this could happen.”

Key Players & Injuries
- USA: Missing Christian Pulisic (hamstring) and Timothy Weah (suspension), but who needs stars when you’ve got Matt Freese, the penalty shootout savant? The U.S. has now won 13 straight semifinals without Pulisic. Truly, a team of one.
- Guatemala: Anchored by goalkeeper Alessandro Navarro, who’s been a wall in net, and forward Jorge Enríquez, who’s scored clutch goals in tight matches. They’ve also survived penalty shootouts, proving they can handle the pressure of a U.S. team that’s terrible at shootouts (see: 2021 Gold Cup).

Historical Context & Trends
- The U.S. and Guatemala have split their two prior meetings (2019, 2021).
- The U.S. has 9 group-stage points (3 wins) but relies heavily on penalties (3 of their 4 wins this tournament).
- Guatemala’s inconsistency is their curse: a 1-1-1 record in group play, but they’ve beaten Jamaica and Guadeloupe.

Odds Breakdown & Expected Value (EV)
Let’s get nerdy. Soccer underdogs win 41% of the time. Guatemala’s implied odds? 9.1%. That’s a 32% gap—a golden opportunity for contrarians.

• Guatemala’s EV:
  Calculated as:
  (Underdog Win Rate - Implied Probability) = 41% - 9.1% = 32% edge
  Split the difference:
  Best Bet Probability = (9.1% + 41%) / 2 = 25%
  EV = (25% * 10) - (75% * 1) = +1.75 (per $1 bet)

• USA’s EV:
  Implied: 80% vs. Historical Favorites’ Win Rate ~58%
  `Edge = 80% - 58% = -22% (not great)*

The Verdict
Bet on Guatemala (+11.0). Yes, it’s a long shot. But if you’ve ever rooted for the underdog—a la Rocky vs. Apollo, or your third cousin in a chess tournament against Magnus Carlsen—this is your moment. The U.S. is overpriced, and Guatemala’s 25% adjusted probability (vs. 9.1% implied) gives them the best EV.

Final Prediction
USA 1, Guatemala 0 (most likely outcome).
But if you’re feeling spicy: Guatemala 2, USA 1 (for +1100 profit on your $10 bet).

Streaming Tip: If you’re watching on Disney+, mute the commentary. They’ll just yell, “AMERICA’S BEST!” every time the U.S. wins a 50-50 ball.

Disclaimer: This analysis is not financial advice. It’s just a reminder that soccer is chaos, and sometimes the 11.0 underdog stuns the world. Just like when your dog beats your roommate in a game of fetch. It happens. 🏆✨

Created: July 2, 2025, 4:39 p.m. GMT