Prediction: Iona Gaels VS Delaware Blue Hens 2025-12-01
Delaware Blue Hens vs. Iona Gaels: A Three-Pointed Duel Where the Underdog’s Luck Runs Out
Let’s cut to the chase: Delaware’s home court is a statistical wasteland this season. The Blue Hens are 1-1 at home, allowing 73.8 points per game while posting a pathetic -5.0 point differential. Their defense plays like a group of students trying to block a professor’s lecture with a whiteboard—hard to do, easy to fail. Meanwhile, Iona’s road résumé is spotless (1-0) and features an offensive unit that shoots 3-pointers like they’re handing out coupons for free pizza. The Gaels average 10.4 made threes per game, 1.7 better than Delaware’s already anemic 8.7 allowed. If basketball were a horror movie, Delaware’s defense would be the final girl’s poorly chosen shortcut through the haunted cornfield.
The Numbers Don’t Lie (But They Do Laugh at Delaware)
Iona’s Toby Harris is a walking 44.7% three-point shooter, averaging 3.0 made threes per game. For context, Delaware’s entire team allows 8.7 threes per contest—meaning Harris alone accounts for a third of their defensive nightmares. Add in CJ Anthony’s 15.4 points and 6.3 assists, and Iona’s offense is like a Swiss watch: precise, efficient, and utterly unfazed by Delaware’s “strategy” of hoping for a turnover.
Delaware’s lone bright spot? Christian Bliss, who drops 14.3 points and 5.3 rebounds per game. But even Bliss can’t outscore Iona’s collective three-point arsenal. Imagine trying to win a hot-dog-eating contest against a team that’s already invented a hot-dog cannon. It’s not you—it’s physics.
Injuries and News: No Showers, But Plenty of Rain
No major injuries here, but let’s highlight the absurdity of Delaware’s situation. Their “defense” is so porous, they’d let a toddler with a balloon animal score a layup. Recent results don’t help: After a 73-60 win over UNC Greensboro (thanks to Tyler Houser’s 24-point explosion), the Blue Hens still rank near the bottom of their conference in defensive efficiency. Iona, meanwhile, has the offensive rebounding mettle of a group of beachgoers chasing a rogue seagull—Lamin Sabally’s 2.1 rebounds per game are just the tip of the MAAC iceberg.
The Spread: A Toss-Up, But the Gaels Have the Edge
The line has Iona as 1.5-point favorites, with nearly even money on both sides. That’s as close to a “pick ’em” as sportsbooks get, which is fair—this isn’t a mismatch, it’s a chess match. But here’s the kicker: Iona’s three-point shooting is their secret weapon. Delaware allows 8.7 threes per game; Iona makes 10.4. Mathematically, the Gaels should outscore Delaware by roughly 5 points just from beyond the arc. If Delaware’s defense keeps playing like they’re dribbling through a swamp, Iona’s 1.5-point spread feels like a gift-wrapped victory.
Prediction: Iona’s Three-Point Juggernaut Rolls Over Delaware
While Delaware’s Bliss is a star, Iona’s depth and three-point prowess are too much for a Blue Hens team that’s 1-1 at home and struggling to defend anything that isn’t a free throw. The Gaels’ 44.7% shooting from deep? That’s Delaware’s nightmare on legs.
Final Score Prediction: Iona 78, Delaware 70.
Why? Because when you’re up 1.5 points on the spread and have the three-pointers of a caffeinated Steph Curry, you don’t need a net to catch confetti—you just need a team that doesn’t shoot themselves in the foot. And Delaware? They’re still fumbling for the trigger.
Bonus Bet: Over 156.5 points. With Iona’s offense and Delaware’s leaky defense, this game will score like a reality TV show—dramatic, messy, and way over the top.
Created: Dec. 1, 2025, 3:44 a.m. GMT