Prediction: Jacksonville St Gamecocks VS Arkansas St Red Wolves 2025-11-24
Arkansas St Red Wolves vs. Jacksonville St Gamecocks: A Hoops Showdown with a Side of Humility
Parse the Odds:
The numbers scream “Arkansas State for the win,” but let’s not let the math bore us. The Red Wolves are favored by 4.5 points across the board, with decimal odds hovering around 1.50 (implying a 66.7% implied probability). Jacksonville State, meanwhile, sits at 2.65-2.70 (roughly 38.5% implied probability), which is about what your grandma’s “I’ll just check my phone real quick” has a chance of surviving a bear hug from a toddler. The total is set between 155.5-156.5, suggesting a mid-tier offensive grudge match.
Digest the News:
Arkansas State’s basketball team is riding a 1-0 home record and leads the Sun Belt in offensive rebounds (12.5 per game), thanks to Jalen Hampton’s relentless tip-in artistry. But let’s not forget their 100-69 drubbing by SMU, where TJ Caldwell heroically scored 20 points… while his teammates heroically scored 0. It’s like watching a one-man band try to jam with a group of sleepwalkers.
Jacksonville State, though just 3-1 this season, brings the résumé of a 23-13 team from last year, including an 8-8 road record (respectable for anyone not named the New England Patriots of college hoops). They average 30.7 points in the paint and 9.7 points off turnovers—think of them as the equivalent of a 5-star restaurant that specializes in dessert and… also serves dessert for breakfast.
Humorous Spin:
Arkansas State’s offense is like a vacuum cleaner: supposed to suck up everything in its path. But after that SMU debacle, it’s more of a leaky vacuum that whines, “I’m not sure I can handle this” halfway through the game. Meanwhile, Jacksonville’s paint dominance is like a toddler with a crayon—unstoppable, chaotic, and occasionally scribbled all over your living room walls (i.e., the scoreboard).
And let’s not forget Arkansas State’s volleyball team just won a conference title. Congrats, Red Wolves! Now please pass the basketball to the basketball team, who seem to be channeling the same “we’ll win this on sheer willpower” energy as a group of overconfident raccoons trying to steal a pizza from a bear.
Prediction:
Arkansas State should win this, but not without a subplot involving the ghost of their SMU loss haunting them like a bad hair day. The Red Wolves’ offensive rebounding edge and home-court advantage tilt the scales, especially if TJ Caldwell’s 20-point heroics from SMU inspire a full-team revival (fingers crossed). Jacksonville’s road prowess and paint attack could keep them competitive, but unless they hit 15 threes and turn the Red Wolves into a turnovers carnival, they’ll likely fall short.
Final Verdict:
Arkansas St Red Wolves 78, Jacksonville St Gamecocks 71. Take the points, bet the over… unless you’ve learned nothing from history and still think SMU’s mercy killing was a fluke. It wasn’t. Trust me.
And to the volleyball team: Keep winning. The basketball squad is borrowing your confidence… and they’re terrible at returning it. 🏀🪆
Created: Nov. 25, 2025, 12:10 a.m. GMT