Prediction: Las Palmas VS SD Huesca 2025-10-24

UD Las Palmas vs. SD Huesca: A Haunted House Meets a Yoga Class

The Segunda División’s most dramatic love-hate relationship kicks off at El Alcoraz, where UD Las Palmas—second in the league and undefeated on the road—tries to exorcise a nine-year curse. Meanwhile, SD Huesca, fresh off a gastrointestinal virus that could’ve powered a small town’s biogas plant, hopes to capitalize on their home advantage. Let’s break this down with the precision of a Spanish tax auditor and the humor of a barista who’s seen too many espresso-fueled meltdowns.

Parse the Odds: A Numbers Game
The bookmakers are throwing a party where everyone’s invited. Las Palmas and Huesca are priced nearly identically (Bovada has them at 2.52 and 3.2, respectively), with the draw at 2.66. Translating that into implied probabilities: Las Palmas has a 39.7% chance to win, Huesca 31.3%, and a 37.6% shot at a stalemate. That’s a statistical tie with a side of uncertainty, like ordering a “mystery meat” paella.

The “Under 2.5 Goals” line is a lock at 1.4 (per Bovada), suggesting this will be as explosive as a wet firework. Four of the last five meetings have seen fewer than three goals, and with Las Palmas’ defense holding clean sheets for 271 minutes on the road, expect a game where scoring feels like solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded.

Digest the News: Injuries, Viruses, and Contract Extensions
Las Palmas is fielding a squad that looks like a yoga class after a particularly intense downward dog. Key players like Sandro, Viera, Jesé, and Mika Mármol are out or questionable. Mika, who’s been sidelined since September 20, might return after two training sessions—assuming he doesn’t confuse the pitch for a physio’s couch. Coach Luis García Fernández is playing chess with a deck missing half its pieces, relying on Herzog to fill Suárez’s boots and hoping Ale García and Luković (who’ve scored six goals together) don’t forget how to shoot.

Meanwhile, Huesca is battling their own demons. A recent gastrointestinal virus left them “refreshed” after a 12-day hiatus, like a teenager who slept through a pandemic. They’ve only won two of their last six matches but are a more formidable 3-1-1 at home, where they’ve beaten teams like Real Sociedad B (when they weren’t busy vomiting in the locker room). Their offense? A glacial drip compared to Las Palmas’ dry spell, but Dani Ojeda and Sergi Enrich might just be the spark to ignite a home upset.

Humorous Spin: Curse of the Madhouse and the Yoga Class
Las Palmas’ record at El Alcoraz is so cursed, it makes The Exorcist look like a family sitcom. Four draws, five losses—this place is a shrine to futility. Coach Luis García Fernández is like a tourist who keeps returning to a haunted house, whispering, “I’ll break the curse… on my third visit.” Meanwhile, Huesca’s virus outbreak? Let’s just say their team meeting probably involved a lot of hand sanitizer and a very confused physio.

The injury list for Las Palmas reads like a who’s-who of the NBA’s training room, and their offensive duo, Ale García and Luković, are so disciplined, they’d probably score goals and file their taxes on time. Enrique Clemente, their top scorer, is close to a contract extension—probably because the club is desperate for someone who doesn’t trip over their own shoelaces.

Prediction: A Draw, But Let’s Call It a “Tie” for the Soul
While Las Palmas’ away form is stellar, their injury list is a buffet for rival teams. Huesca’s home edge and recent respite from illness give them legs Las Palmas can’t match. Yet, the “Under 2.5 Goals” line feels like a guarantee, and the implied probabilities suggest the draw is the safest bet.

But if you must pick a winner, go with SD Huesca. Their home form, Las Palmas’ cursed history, and the yoga-class injuries tilt the scales. Unless Enrique Clemente decides to moonwalk into the box and score a 95th-minute winner, this one is a tactical stalemate with a dash of Huesca grit.

Final Score Prediction: 1-1 (or 0-0 if the bookmakers feel particularly cruel).

Place your bets, but don’t blame me when Las Palmas breaks the curse by scoring with a deflected soda can. ¡Vamos! 🎲⚽

Created: Oct. 24, 2025, 2:54 p.m. GMT

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