Prediction: Los Angeles Clippers VS Golden State Warriors 2025-10-17
Clippers vs. Warriors Preseason Showdown: A Tale of Resting Royalty and Rookie Hype
The Los Angeles Clippers and Golden State Warriors are set to clash in their final preseason tune-up, a game so low-stakes it could be titled âWhoâs Sitting This One Out: A Playoff of Absences.â Letâs break down the numbers, news, and why this game might as well be a team-building retreat in disguise.
Parsing the Odds: Whoâs the Favorite?
The Warriors are the clear chalk here, with decimal odds hovering around 1.55-1.60 (implying a 62-65% implied probability of winning). The Clippers, at 2.40-2.50, are given a 40-42% chance, which is about what your grandma has of remembering where she left her keys. The spread favors Golden State by -4 to -4.5 points, and the total is set at 225.5 points, suggesting a high-octane affairâthough with so many stars resting, maybe âhigh-octaneâ means âsomeone accidentally hits the rim three times in a row.â
Injury Report: A Whoâs Who of Absenteeism
Golden State:
- Jimmy Butler is âdoubtfulâ with an ankle injury (no structural damage, but letâs be realâankles are the NBAâs version of a fuse box).
- Moses Moody is out with a calf strain, but heâs expected back for the opener.
- Draymond Green is resting, and Seth Curry is âday-to-dayâ for non-injury reasons (translation: heâs probably napping in a hammock somewhere).
- The spotlight shifts to Jonathan Kuminga, Brandin Podziemski, and rookie Alex Toohey, whoâs been given a rare rest. Think of it as Golden Stateâs version of The Great British Bake Off: âWho can step up without burning the cookies?â
Los Angeles:
- Kawhi Leonard and James Harden are resting as a âprecautionâ (read: theyâre saving their energy for the Clippersâ season opener against the Utah Jazz, where theyâll probably trip over their own feet anyway).
- Bradley Beal is out with knee soreness, and Bogdan BogdanoviÄ is sidelined with lower back tightness.
- John Collins is the unexpected hero, stepping in for Ivica Zubac. If the Clippersâ bench feels like a reality TV show, Collins is the contestant you secretly root for, even if his dance moves are awkward.
The Humor: Why This Game Feels Like a Team-Building Retreat
Letâs face it: This game is less of an NBA matchup and more of a âBring Your Kid to Work Dayâ for both teams. The Warriors are essentially saying, âHere, kids. Try not to dribble into the stands.â Meanwhile, the Clippers are fielding a squad that looks like it was assembled by rolling a dice and shouting, âWhatever, just play!â
- The Warriorsâ young guns (Kuminga, Podziemski, Toohey) are getting their shotâpun intended. Itâs like sending a group of overeager interns into a board meeting: half will shine, and the other half will accidentally order 500 pizzas.
- The Clippersâ second unit, led by Brook Lopez and John Collins, has shown âstrong chemistry and depthâ (coach-speak for âtheyâre not terrible, but donât expect magicâ). If their offense is a car, itâs the type that gets 25 MPG but needs a AAA call every 50 miles.
- And letâs not forget the Warriorsâ bench, which includes players with names like Alex Toohey (a name that sounds like a brand of energy drink for dolphins). If this game had a theme song, itâd be âCue the Underdog Montage.â
Prediction: Who Wins and Why?
Despite the Clippersâ recent preseason win over the Sacramento Kings, their absence of stars (Leonard, Harden, Zubac) makes them the NBAâs version of a Wi-Fi signal that works only in one corner of the house. The Warriors, while missing Butler and Curry, have a deeper bench and a clearer path to victory. Their young players have shown flashes of potential, and even without Draymondâs defensive wizardry, theyâre likely to outlast the Clippersâ patchwork lineup.
Final Verdict: Bet on the Golden State Warriors (-4.5) to win this exhibition of âwhat-ifâ scenarios. The Clippers might squeak by if the game goes into overtime⌠or if the Warriorsâ bench collectively decides to take a 10-minute bathroom break. But in reality? Golden Stateâs depth and the Clippersâ absences make this a 65% chance of Warriors victory, with the total likely to hover near 225 points (a middle-of-the-road pick, like ordering a âmediumâ soda when you really want a large).
Final Score Prediction: Golden State 115, Los Angeles 108.
Disclaimer: This analysis is not financial advice. If you bet on the Clippers, consider it a donation to the NBAâs âWhat If?â Fund. đ
Created: Oct. 17, 2025, 7:37 p.m. GMT