Prediction: Los Angeles Clippers VS Los Angeles Lakers 2025-11-25
LA Lakers vs. LA Clippers: A Tale of Two L.A. Teams (One With a Pulse)
The Los Angeles Lakers and Clippers are set to clash in a rivalry that’s less “friendly” and more “why do we have two teams?” on November 25, 2025. Let’s break this down with the precision of a surgeon (who, notably, isn’t on the Clippers’ injury report).
Parsing the Odds: Lakers as Smooth as a Well-Practiced LeBron Post-Up
The Lakers are the overwhelming favorites here, with decimal odds hovering around 1.36-1.38 (implied probability: 71-73%). The Clippers, meanwhile, are priced at 3.0-3.2 (implied probability: 25-31%), which is about the same chance of me correctly guessing your favorite sandwich. The spread is Lakers -6.5, and the total is 229.5, which feels high but makes sense given the Lakers’ 19-point differential in NBA Cup play and their habit of scoring like they’re trying to break the internet.
The Lakers are 11-5 ATS overall and 4-2 ATS at home, while the Clippers are a putrid 5-12 ATS and 0-7 as underdogs. If you’re betting on the Clippers, you might as well be betting on me to finally learn how to parallel park.
Injury Report: The Clippers Are a Joke (Literally)
The Lakers are healthy enough to field a team, missing only Deandre Ayton (knee contusion), who’ll be replaced by Jaxson Hayes. The Clippers? They’re playing with one hand tied behind their back (and that hand is literally injured). Key absences include:
- Bradley Beal (hip): Out for the season. Beal’s hip injury is so severe, it’s been dubbed “The Hip of Despair” by local horoscopes.
- Derrick Jones Jr. (MCL), Jordan Miller (hamstring), and Bogdan Bogdanovic (hip, questionable): All out. The Clippers’ injury report reads like a medical textbook.
- Kawhi Leonard returned from injury but couldn’t even beat the Cavaliers. His current form is akin to a toaster trying to bake a soufflé.
The Clippers’ starting five? James Harden (age 34, trying to prove he’s not a “one-trick pony”), Kris Dunn (a man who once played for four teams in one season), Kawhi Leonard (injured but still paid like a king), John Collins (a forward who thinks “defense” is a suggestion), and Ivica Zubac (a rebounding machine who’s about as mobile as a refrigerator on ice). Their bench? A retirement home featuring Chris Paul and Nicolas Batum—two legends who’ve seen gods fall.
The Lakers, meanwhile, are rolling out Luka Doncic (34.5 PPG, because he’s not just a player, he’s a verb), Austin Reaves (27.6 PPG, 7.3 APG—stats so good, they’re suspicious), LeBron James (the 23rd season of his career, because why not?), and Jaxson Hayes (a center who could probably bench press a small car).
Historical Context: The Lakers Have the Upper Hand (and the Upper Body Strength)
The Lakers have won four of the last five meetings, including a 108-106 win over Utah where Doncic dropped 29 points and LeBron dished out 9 assists. The Clippers’ most recent loss to the Lakers? A 102-108 defeat in March 2025 where Zubac’s 11 rebounds couldn’t save them from Doncic’s scoring clinic.
The Lakers are also 6-1 as favorites this season, while the Clippers are 5-12 on the road. If this were a boxing match, the Clippers would be the guy who shows up in a三点式 (truss) and a fanny pack.
The Verdict: Lakers Win, Clippers Lose (Surprise!)
The Lakers are simply too healthy, too deep, and too hungry to lose here. Doncic and Reaves will torch the Clippers’ porous defense, and LeBron’s court vision will make Zubac look like a stationary target. The Clippers’ best hope is to hope Bogdan Bogdanovic (hip questionable) magically heals, but that’s about as likely as me winning the lottery while simultaneously inventing a time machine.
Prediction: Lakers 118, Clippers 110. The Lakers cover the -6.5 spread, and the total goes OVER 229.5 because Luka Doncic will score 35 points and LeBron will take over the fourth quarter like it’s his encore performance.
Final Joke: The Clippers might as well start planning their postgame celebration for the Lakers. It’s going to be a long night for LAC, unless they’ve secretly hired a team of acrobats to perform during the game. Even then, the Lakers’ circus act is better.
Created: Nov. 26, 2025, 12:45 a.m. GMT