Prediction: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Kansas City Royals 2025-06-28
Witty & Tongue-in-Cheek Analysis: Dodgers vs. Royals (June 28, 2025)
âThe Kansas City Royals, a team thatâs mastered the art of âalmost,â face the Los Angeles Dodgers, a squad thatâs basically the NBAâs LeBron James but for baseball. Spoiler: The Royals will probably lose⊠but not before making you forget theyâre a bad team for about 45 minutes.â
Key Stats & Context
- Dodgers (51-31): MLBâs top-scoring team (5.6 R/G), 128 HRs, and a .325 AVG from Will Smith. Shohei Ohtani (12-3, 2.85 ERA) starts, though his âDH dutiesâ might involve more emoji golf than actual hitting.
- Royals (38-43): 29th in HRs, 3.2 R/G, and a slugging % of .364 (like watching a toddler try to dunk). Seth Lugo (9-6, 4.12 ERA) starts, but their offense has scored 0 runs in 3 of their last 5 games.
- Odds: Dodgers -164 (61.5% implied), Royals +235 (30.5% implied). Underdog win rate in MLB? 41%. The Royals are underpriced here.
Injury & Lineup Notes
- Dodgers: No major injuries. Mookie Betts is still a human highlight reel.
- Royals: Bobby Witt Jr. is their only hope, but heâs batting .265 with 12 HRs. The offense? A collective sigh.
Data-Driven Best Bet
Pick: Kansas City Royals (+235 Moneyline)
Why?
1. Implied Probability vs. Underdog Rate: The Royalsâ +235 line implies a 30.5% chance to win, but historical underdog rates suggest they should win ~41%. Thatâs a 10.5% gap in favor of the Royals.
2. Dodgersâ Overrated Favorites: The Dodgers win 65.3% of games as favorites, but thatâs partly because theyâre the Yankees of 2025âeveryone roots against them. Their 5.6 R/G? Impressive, but the Royalsâ pitching (4.12 team ERA) might keep it close.
3. EV Calculation:
- Royalsâ Expected Value (EV):
(41% * $235) - (59% * $100) = $96.35 - $59 = **+$37.35** per $100 bet.
- Dodgersâ EV:
(61.5% * $61.5) - (38.5% * $164) = -$10.50 per $100 bet.
Alternative Play: First 5 Innings Under 9.5 Runs (-110)
- Ohtani vs. Lugo? This is a pitcherâs duel. The teams average 8.8 R/G combined, but the total is set at 9.5. With both starters aiming for Cy Youngs (or at least a decent ERA), the Under is a safer bet.
Final Verdict
Bet the Royals Moneyline (+235) for the +37.35% EV. Itâs a classic âfade the favoriteâ playâDodgers are overvalued as usual, and the Royalsâ 41% underdog rate gives them a fighting chance. Plus, who doesnât want to root for a team named after a type of beer?
âThe Royals might lose, but theyâll do it with styleâlike a toddler in a tuxedo.â đ©âŸ
Created: June 28, 2025, 11:20 a.m. GMT