Prediction: Melbourne Storm VS Newcastle Knights 2025-07-12
Melbourne Storm vs. Newcastle Knights: A Tale of Two Teams (One of Them Is Actually Good)
July 12, 2025 | NRL Regular Season
The Setup:
Melbourne Storm, the reigning kings of consistency, face off against the Newcastle Knights, a team that’s mastered the art of “meh.” The Storm are favored at -11.5 to -12.5 across bookmakers, with decimal odds of 1.27 (implied probability: 78.7%). Newcastle, the underdog, is priced between 3.35 and 4.0 (implied probability: 25-30%). The over/under is 46.5, with even money on both sides.
Key Stats:
- Melbourne Storm: 1st in the NRL in points scored (28.4 PPG) and 2nd in defense (14.2 PPG allowed). Their offense is as reliable as a GPS.
- Newcastle Knights: 15th in points scored (18.3 PPG) and 16th in defense (24.8 PPG allowed). They’re the NFL’s Miami Dolphins if the Dolphins were a team that lost to a high school.
Injuries/Updates:
No major injuries reported for either team. The only drama is Murray Taulagi’s absence from Queensland’s Origin team (he’s playing for the Cowboys instead). Newcastle’s Gehamat Shibasaki, meanwhile, is making history as the first player on a development-list contract to play Origin football. He’s probably still trying to figure out if he’s supposed to be here or just pretending.
Odds Breakdown & Expected Value (EV):
- Underdog Win Rate (Rugby League Proxy): 35% (NFL rate, since the user didn’t list RL).
- Melbourne’s Implied Probability: 78.7% (from 1.27 odds).
- Newcastle’s Implied Probability: 27.5% (average of 25-30%).
EV Calculations:
- Underdog EV: (35% + 27.5%) / 2 = 31.25%
- Favorite EV: (65% [100% - 35%] + 78.7%) / 2 = 71.85%
Verdict:
The Storm’s EV is 71.85%, while Newcastle’s is 31.25%. If you’re here for a good time, bet on the Knights. If you’re here for a long time, bet on the Storm.
Best Bet:
Melbourne Storm -11.5 (-12.5)
Why? Because the Storm’s EV is astronomical, and Newcastle’s offense is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Take the points and the spread.
Final Thought:
The Knights might as well play with a “Kick It and Pray” strategy. The Storm? They’ll probably score 30 points, win by 20, and still have fans complaining about the weather. Rugby league: where underdogs are born to lose, and favorites are born to… also lose, but less.
Created: July 9, 2025, 2:34 a.m. GMT