Prediction: Memphis Grizzlies VS Sacramento Kings 2025-11-30
Memphis Grizzlies vs. Sacramento Kings: A Tale of Two Rebounds (and One Very Tired Calf)
The Memphis Grizzlies, armed with a 60% implied win probability (-150) and a four-game winning streak, are set to clash with the Sacramento Kings (44.4% chance, +134) in a rematch of one of the most lopsided games of the season. Let’s break this down with the precision of a stat sheet and the humor of a Twitter thread written by a sleep-deprived fan.
Parsing the Odds: Why Memphis Feels Like a Sure Bet (But Probably Isn’t)
The Grizzlies’ recent dominance includes a 112-107 road win over the LA Clippers and a season debut for Zach Edey, their 7’4” center, who’s looked like a $20 bill in a wallet full of Monopoly money. Since returning from ankle surgery, Edey has averaged double-digit points and rebounds in seven games, including a 21-point, 15-rebound performance against the Pelicans. Meanwhile, the Kings, despite their 5-15 record, have shown flashes of competence—like their wins over the Nuggets and Timberwolves—but also a tendency to lose to teams wearing “Utah Jazz” jerseys (twice).
The key stat? Memphis has covered the spread in all three of its games as a 3.5-point favorite this season. That’s the sports betting equivalent of a toddler napping on schedule. Conversely, Sacramento is 3-14 as an underdog, which is about the same odds as me correctly predicting the outcome of a coin flip while blindfolded.
Injury Report: Ja Morant’s Calf vs. Sacramento’s Roster
The Grizzlies are without Ja Morant (strained right calf), but Jaren Jackson Jr. has returned from a sprained ankle, scoring 27 and 24 points in his last two games. Without Morant, Memphis still managed a 137-96 thrashing of Sacramento back in November, thanks to Santi Aldama’s 29-point explosion and Edey’s “I-just-rolled-a-20-in-D&D” performance.
Sacramento’s losses are deeper: Domantas Sabonis (injured) is out, leaving rookie Maxime Raynaud (42nd pick, yes, really) and journeyman Drew Eubanks to anchor the frontcourt. In their previous meeting, Raynaud and Eubanks outplayed Edey for 46 minutes… by outlasting him, not outscoring him. Edey, for context, played 25 minutes and still outrebounded them 15-8. Raynaud’s 19-point game against Utah is a bright spot, but let’s be real: This is a rookie whose highlight reel probably includes “not tripping over the scorer’s table.”
The Over/Under: A Feast of Points or a Famine of Excitement?
The total is set at 232.5, and here’s where it gets spicy: Eight of Memphis’ 20 games have gone over this total, while 14 of Sacramento’s 20 games have done the same. Yet, the combined average of their games is 7.2 points under the line, while their opponents’ average is 7.8 points over. It’s the NBA’s version of a “pick your poison” dilemma.
If you’re betting the over, you’re banking on Edey and Jackson (22.5 PPG over/under) and Sacramento’s Maxime Raynaud (who averaged 19 in a loss to Utah) going toe-to-toe. If you’re betting the under, you’re either a masochist or someone who still thinks “defense” is a real thing.
Prediction: Grind City Grinders vs. Kings of the Comeback
Sacramento’s got heart, hustle, and a coach who calls his rookie “calm as a library” (per Doug Christie). But Memphis? They’ve got Edey, who’s basically a human rebound magnet, and a team that’s won six of seven when favored. The Grizzlies’ recent win over the Clippers? A 112-107 final that felt closer to “we’re going to bed” for Memphis.
Final Verdict:
The Grizzlies win this one, likely by double digits, because Sacramento’s defense is about as effective as a sieve full of Jell-O. The over/under? Over, because these teams play like they’re in a points-a-thon. And Jaren Jackson Jr.? He’ll torch his 22.5-point over/under, because when you’ve got a 7’1” wingspan and a grudge, you don’t need a net to score.
Final Score Prediction: Memphis Grizzlies 122, Sacramento Kings 108. And yes, that’s with the starters. The bench? They’ll probably start a conga line.
Created: Nov. 30, 2025, 6:40 p.m. GMT