Prediction: Minnesota Lynx VS Phoenix Mercury 2025-09-26
WNBA Playoffs Semifinals Game 3: Minnesota Lynx vs. Phoenix Mercury – A Defensive Dance with Napheesa’s Star Power
The Minnesota Lynx and Phoenix Mercury are locked in a playoff tug-of-war, and Game 3 promises to be a defensive masterclass—or at least a masterclass in pretending to defend. With the Lynx favored by 3.5 points (-170) and the Mercury at +138, the odds suggest Minnesota’s star-studded offense will outshine Phoenix’s “we’re-not-losing-at-home” resolve. Let’s break this down with the precision of a coach’s halftime speech and the humor of a player trying to explain why they missed a layup.
Parsing the Odds: A Tale of Two Defenses
The Lynx (86.1 PPG) outscore the Mercury (80.1 PPG) by 6 points per game, but both teams have hit the under in five of six recent matchups, with tonight’s total set at 158.5. That’s the WNBA’s way of saying, “Expect a snoozefest where players trip over their own footwork.” Minnesota’s offense dipped to 84.0 PPG in their last 10 games, while Phoenix’s scoring cratered to 79.5—proof that even the Mercury’s “aggressive defense” (read: swarm-and-sting) can’t inspire a scoring burst.
The Lynx’s key injury? DiJonai Carrington is out for the season, which is like losing your favorite stapler on a chaotic office day. Without her, Minnesota relies on Napheesa Collier (22.9 PPG this season, 24 in Game 2) and Satou Sabally (22.2 PPG, 9 rebounds in Game 2) to carry the load. Phoenix, meanwhile, has a clean bill of health—though their playoff curse in Minnesota (10 straight losses there) might count as a “psychological injury.”
News Digest: Shoelaces, Turnovers, and Alyssa Thomas’s Assist Skills
In Game 2, the Lynx squandered a 20-point lead by committing 18 turnovers, which turned into 21 Phoenix points. Coach Cheryl Reeve called it a failure of “poise,” which is WNBA code for “we looked like tourists trying to parallel park.” The Mercury, led by Alyssa Thomas (13 assists in Game 2, 10.0 per game) and DeWanna Bonner’s veteran grit, aim to keep the Lynx flustered.
Phoenix’s defensive strategy? Smother Napheesa Collier like a suffocating blanket. If they fail, Collier could blow the roof off with her 24-point Game 2 performance. The Mercury’s only hope is to hope Collier’s shoes untie again—last time, she tripped over her own ambition.
Humor Injection: The Circus Metaphor Strikes Back
Let’s be real: the Mercury’s defense is like a circus acrobat—graceful in theory, but if a peanut hits the wrong spot, chaos ensues. Their 79.4 PPG allowed in the last 10 games? That’s the WNBA equivalent of a trapeze artist dropping a partner. Meanwhile, the Lynx’s offense is a slightly less competent juggler—84.0 PPG sounds impressive until you realize they’re dropping balls (i.e., turnovers) like it’s a talent competition.
And don’t sleep on Satou Sabally, who’s averaging 22.2 points and rebounds. If she keeps nailing clutch shots, she’ll be the WNBA’s answer to a human pinata—full of points but tricky to crack.
Prediction: Napheesa’s Night, Lynx’s Narrow Win
The Lynx’s experience and Collier’s scoring prowess give them a 63% implied probability (-170), while Phoenix’s 42% (Mercury +138) hinges on a defensive miracle. With both teams hitting the under recently and Minnesota’s 26-4 record when scoring over Phoenix’s 80.1 PPG, look for a low-scoring thriller.
Final Score Prediction: Minnesota 78, Phoenix 74.
Key Prop: Napheesa Collier Over 21.5 points (-110). She’s a scoring machine with a vendetta against the Mercury’s defense.
In the end, the Lynx will avoid another last-second collapse by tightening up turnovers and letting Collier and Sabally shine. Phoenix’s “No injuries, yes please” mantra won’t override Minnesota’s playoff pedigree. Unless the Mercury invent a way to turn Alyssa Thomas’s 13-assist games into 20-point dunks, this series remains a Lynx-controlled tightrope walk.
Tip-off: 9:30 p.m. ET on ESPN2. Grab popcorn—and a sweater, because this game will be cold.
Created: Sept. 26, 2025, 8:01 p.m. GMT