Prediction: Monterrey VS Borussia Dortmund 2025-07-01
Witty Analysis: Borussia Dortmund vs. Monterrey – A Clash of Titans (Or a Cash Cow and a Taco Truck?)
July 2, 2025 | Mercedes-Benz Stadium | 4:00 AM Cairo Time
The Setup:
Borussia Dortmund, the Bundesliga’s "German Beer" of football, faces Monterrey, Mexico’s "Tequila Shot" of the pitch. Dortmund, fresh off a 1-0 group-stage victory, is the 1.70 favorite. Monterrey, who obliterated Urawa 4-0, is the 4.75 underdog. But let’s not let the odds fool us—this is a mathematically delicious pick.
The Stats (Because Even Underdogs Have Feelings):
- Dortmund: 58.8% implied win probability (based on average odds).
- Monterrey: 21.1% implied win probability… but wait! Split the difference with soccer’s 41% underdog win rate, and their adjusted probability jumps to 30.5%.
- EV Check:
- Monterrey’s EV: (30.5% × 4.75) – 1 = +44.9% profit per $1 bet.
- Dortmund’s EV: (58.8% × 1.7) – 1 = -5.6% loss per $1 bet.
Injuries? None reported. Dortmund’s star striker is healthy, and Monterrey’s midfielders are as fresh as a post-game press conference.
The Verdict (Spoiler: It’s Not What You Think):
While Dortmund is the 59.5% favorite in a vacuum, the math says Monterrey is the smarter bet. Why? Because soccer underdogs win 41% of the time, and Monterrey’s 30.5% adjusted probability gives them a positive expected value. Dortmund’s EV is negative, which is about as appealing as a 3am nacho run.
Final Pick:
Monterrey (+4.75) – Because history, math, and a 4-0 explosion in their last game scream “underdog magic.” Dortmund can keep their $1 billion prize money; we’ll take the 44.9% edge.
Bonus Sarcasm:
If Dortmund wins, blame the “EV gods.” If Monterrey pulls it off, send us a postcard from the $
Created: June 27, 2025, 6:03 a.m. GMT