Prediction: Montréal Canadiens VS Calgary Flames 2025-10-22
Calgary Flames vs. Montréal Canadiens: A Tale of Two Teams (and a Jumbotron Obsession)
The Calgary Flames, currently riding a six-game losing streak, have become the NHL’s version of a broken espresso machine—frustrating to use, producing weak output, and making everyone involved sigh in unison. With a goal differential of -15 (27 goals against, 12 scored), their offense is quieter than a library during a vampire convention. For context, the Flames have scored 11 goals in seven games—a rate that would make a penalty kill feel productive. Star players like Matt Coronato are admitting frustration, which, honestly, is the NHL equivalent of a student confessing they didn’t study. Not a great look.
Meanwhile, the Montréal Canadiens are strutting into this matchup like they own the West Coast. At 5-2-0, they’ve already got the early-season résumé of a team that knows it’s going to make the playoffs. Recent reinforcements, including AHL alumni Joshua Roy (3 goals in 4 games) and Ben Meyers (2 goals in 3 games), have added fresh legs and a hunger to prove they belong. Montreal’s defense? Tighter than a goalie’s grip on a save. They’ve allowed just 2.7 goals per game, while Calgary’s porous defense has become a leaky faucet—fix it, and you still get wet.
Odds Breakdown:
The books are all over this like a pack of huskies on a squirrel. Montreal is the clear favorite, with implied probabilities hovering around 55-57% (decimal odds of ~1.76-1.81). Calgary’s +2.0 to +2.1 odds imply a 43-48% chance, which feels generous given their current form. The spread favors Montreal by 1.5 goals, and the total is set at 5.5-6.0 goals. Given Calgary’s anemic offense and Montreal’s stout defense, the “Under” feels tempting, but let’s be real—when a team is this desperate (Calgary) playing against a team this hungry (Montreal), chaos ensues.
The Jumbotron Distraction:
Remember when the Flames’ game against the Jets got upstaged by a live feed of the Toronto Blue Jays’ pennant race? Calgary fans cheered for George Springer’s home run like it was their own power play. It was equal parts endearing and alarming. Will history repeat itself? Probably not—unless the Saddledome’s tech team accidentally replays the Canadiens’ goal celebration during the third period.
Prediction:
The Canadiens are the pick here. Montreal’s depth, recent reinforcements, and Calgary’s offensive futility (they’ve scored 11 goals! That’s two fewer than the number of letters in “goal”) make this a mismatch. The Flames could theoretically win if Montreal’s goalie sprains his ankle juggling pucks and ego, but that’s not a bet you make unless you’re writing a tragic play.
Final Verdict:
Montréal by 2-1, or 3-2 in OT if the Flames finally wake up and score a goal that isn’t a fluky deflection off a Zamboni. Either way, Calgary needs a “goal parade” to break this streak, and Montreal’s defense is built for a “shut down the street” kind of night. Bet the Canadiens, unless you enjoy the sound of coins clinking into the void.
“The Flames aren’t just losing—they’re losing with the elegance of a toddler trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube.”
Created: Oct. 22, 2025, 1:15 p.m. GMT