Prediction: New Jersey Devils VS Utah Mammoth 2025-12-19
Utah Mammoth vs. New Jersey Devils: A Goal-Fest with a Side of Sausage
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a clash of titans where the Utah Mammoth (-138) will face the New Jersey Devils (+116) in a game that promises more goals than a buffet table at a penguin party. Let’s break this down with the precision of a Zamboni and the humor of a hockey player trying to explain a penalty kill.
Odds & Ends: The Math Doesn’t Lie (Mostly)
Utah’s implied probability of winning sits at ~58% (thanks to their -138 line), while New Jersey’s 46.5% suggests they’re the underdog in a game where even their most optimistic fans might need a second cup of coffee. The over/under of 5.5 goals is a tantalizing number, especially since Utah’s last 10 games have averaged 3.4 goals scored and 2.7 allowed. Combine that with New Jersey’s porous defense (3.1 goals conceded per game) and you’ve got a popcorn machine of scoring chances. The “Over” is the logical pick, unless you’re betting on the number of times a player will accidentally shoot the puck into their own net.
Injury Report: The New Jersey Edition
New Jersey’s injury list reads like a who’s-who of “Where’d They Go?” Timo Meier, Jack Hughes, and seven other players are out, which is about the same number of functioning skates the Devils might have in their locker room. Meanwhile, Utah’s only scratches are Logan Cooley and Alexander Kerfoot—two guys who, if they were in a band, would be the backup guitarists. With New Jersey’s roster looking like a Russian novel (too many characters, all with sad fates), it’s no wonder their goal differential (-8) is worse than a toddler’s math homework.
Goalie Showdown: Allen vs. Vejmelka
Jake Allen, New Jersey’s goaltender, is 10-7-0 with a .912 save percentage. Sounds impressive until you realize Utah’s Karel Vejmelka is 15-9-2 with an .895 SV%. Think of it like comparing a leaky umbrella (Allen) to a slightly less leaky umbrella (Vejmelka). Neither will keep you entirely dry, but one might save your shoes.
Key Players: Schmaltz, Keller, and the Art of Scoring
Utah’s Nick Schmaltz just hit 300 NHL assists, which is like hitting a golf hole-in-one 300 times. Clayton Keller adds 30 points, while New Jersey’s Jesper Bratt and Nico Hischier are stuck in a “good but not great” limbo. If the Devils want to win, they’ll need Bratt to perform magic—specifically, the kind that turns pucks into goals.
Prediction: The Verdict from the Ice
Utah’s aggressive style, superior goal differential (+5 vs. New Jersey’s -8), and a defense that’s less “porous” and more “Swiss cheese (but effective)” give them the edge. New Jersey’s recent shootout win over Vegas is a nice story, but it’s the hockey equivalent of winning a race by drafting behind a truck—you’re fast, but only because everyone else is out of the race.
Final Score Prediction: Mammoth 4, Devils 2
Utah’s offense will pop off like a popcorn machine on New Year’s Eve, and New Jersey’s injuries will make them look like a team that lost the pregame coin toss to a seagull. Bet on Utah, unless you enjoy the dramatic thrill of watching a team gift-wrap goals for their opponents. After all, as the great Yogi Berra once said, “It’s like deer hunting. You aim where they’re going, not where they are.” In this case, aim for the Mammoth—they’re heading straight for the win.
Go Utah! Or, as they say in Salt Lake: “More goals, fewer sad Devils.” �🥅
Created: Dec. 19, 2025, 4:20 p.m. GMT