Prediction: New York Knicks VS Philadelphia 76ers 2025-10-04
New York Knicks vs. Philadelphia 76ers: A Preseason Rematch for the Ages
October 4, 2025, Abu Dhabi — Where the sun rises, and the Knicks’ odds do too.
Parsing the Odds: The Math of (Almost) Certain Victory
The New York Knicks are the undisputed favorites here, with decimal odds hovering around 1.29–1.36 (implying a 74–76% chance to win) across bookmakers. For the Philadelphia 76ers, their longshot status (odds: 3.3–3.8, or 26–30%) suggests bookies view their chances about as highly as a snowball’s odds of starting a global warming protest.
The spread tells a similar story: Knicks are favored by -8.5 to -9.0 points, meaning Vegas thinks Philly’s best effort will still leave them gasping for air. The total is set at 216.5–217.5 points, a number so high it makes you wonder if the referees will get paid by the basket.
Digesting the News: Injuries, Resilience, and Rookies
The Knicks’ previous 99-84 win over the 76ers was a mixed bag. They stumbled out of the gate (five first-quarter turnovers, thanks to Mike Brown’s “mystical” new system) but then played like a team possessed. Jalen Brunson, Karl-Anthony Towns, and Mikal Bridges combined to form a trio as reliable as a New York cab during a blackout.
But here’s the twist: The Knicks are missing Josh Hart (back/hand) and OG Anunoby (hand), two players whose absence is like telling a chef they can’t use salt—or telling a comedian they can’t use punchlines. Hart’s versatility and Anunoby’s defensive wizardry are huge losses, though one wonders if their hand injuries will prevent them from even texting the playcalls.
The 76ers? They’re playing with one hand tied behind their backs (metaphorically—Embiid and George are out, literally). Yet Philly’s Tyrese Maxey and rookie VJ Edgecombe have stepped up like underdog protagonists in a Disney movie. Maxey’s scoring and Edgecombe’s “rookie magic” kept the 76ers competitive in their first meeting, proving that even a team missing its stars can survive on sheer hustle—and maybe a few lucky offensive rebounds.
Humorous Spin: When Basketball Meets Absurdity
Let’s be real: The Knicks’ depth chart looks like a luxury cruise ship, while the 76ers’ roster resembles a lifeboat with a hole in it. Without Embiid and George, Philly’s big three is now “Tyrese, VJ, and… hope?” Their resilience is admirable, sure, but it’s the kind of fight that makes you think, “Wow, they really are the underdogs… unless VJ Edgecombe suddenly develops a black hole in his shooting pocket.”
The Knicks, meanwhile, are as dominant as a coffee machine in a tea party. Their first-quarter hiccups? Just growing pains from Mike Brown’s “new age” X’s and O’s. Imagine trying to learn Excel from a toddler—chaotic at first, but eventually, you just let the toddler take over and watch the spreadsheet catch fire.
And let’s not forget the spread: -9 points. That’s the NBA’s way of saying, “Even if Philly steals this game, the Knicks are still getting a 10-point head start in the afterlife.”
Prediction: A Knicks Rout, or a 76ers Miracle?
While the 76ers’ heart and Maxey’s heroics make for a compelling underdog story, the math isn’t kind to them. The Knicks’ implied probability of winning (~75%) is higher than my chance of finishing this analysis without eating a snack. Factor in Philly’s lack of stars and New York’s healthy rotation, and this feels like a game where the 76ers will win the moral victory but lose the actual one—probably by double digits.
Final Verdict: Bet the Knicks (-9) unless you’re a masochist who enjoys rooting for a team that’s basically the Harlem Globetrotters’ practice squad. The Knicks should win comfortably, though don’t be surprised if VJ Edgecombe steals a highlight or two. After all, miracles do happen—even if they’re just rookie dunks.
Tip-off at 3 p.m. ET. Grab your popcorn and a hand sanitizer—for the 76ers’ offense. 🏀🔥
Created: Oct. 4, 2025, 11:34 a.m. GMT