Prediction: New Zealand Warriors VS Brisbane Broncos 2025-06-28
NRL Showdown: New Zealand Warriors vs. Brisbane Broncos
June 28, 2025 — Suncorp Stadium
The Setup:
The Brisbane Broncos, fresh off a shock groin injury comeback from star forward Payne Haas (yes, he’s back, and no one saw it coming), host the New Zealand Warriors in a clash that’s less about rugby and more about who can throw a better press conference. Adam Reynolds, ever the provocateur, has already fired a cheeky shot at the media, but let’s focus on the stats.
The Odds:
- Brisbane Broncos: 1.46 (implied probability: 68.49%)
- New Zealand Warriors: 2.85 (implied probability: 35.09%)
- Draw: 24.0 (4.17%)
Key Injuries/Updates:
- Brisbane: Payne Haas returns from a groin injury, defying logic and physio advice. Coach Maguire’s “stick to the plan” mantra is in play.
- New Zealand: No major injury updates, but let’s be honest—this team’s biggest injury is their reputation as a mid-table also-ran.
Data-Driven Shenanigans:
The underdog win rate in soccer (41%) is our proxy for rugby league (since the NRL isn’t on the user’s list, but we’re not here to judge). The Warriors’ implied probability (35.09%) is 5.91% below the 41% underdog benchmark. Splitting the difference gives the Warriors an adjusted win probability of 38.05%.
Odds Expected Value (EV) Calculation:
- Warriors EV: (38.05% × 2.85) – 1 = +8.5%
- Broncos EV: (68.49% × 1.46) – 1 = -7.0%
The Verdict:
While the Broncos are the chalk (and Reynolds’ press conference zingers are still fresh in our minds), the Warriors offer a tantalizing +8.5% EV—a statistical nudge toward the underdog. The Broncos’ shock inclusion of Haas is a masterstroke, but bookmakers haven’t priced it in yet. If the Warriors can capitalize on Brisbane’s “stick to the plan” mentality and avoid a repeat of their 16-point comeback (which, let’s face it, they’ll need to match), they’re the smarter bet.
Best Bet: New Zealand Warriors @ 2.85
Because sometimes, the best way to stick to the plan is to bet against it.
Final Thought:
The Broncos might be the favorites, but in a game where “fighting the way they did” is the mantra, the Warriors’ underdog spirit could be the wildcard. Plus, who doesn’t love a team that’s literally not the Broncos?
Disclaimer: This analysis is not financial advice. It’s just a bunch of numbers and sarcasm. Use your own judgment, and maybe don’t bet your house on a team named after a country.
Created: June 22, 2025, 5:30 p.m. GMT