Prediction: Oregon State Beavers VS Washington State Cougars 2025-11-29

Washington State Cougars vs. Oregon State Beavers: A Bowl-Eligibility Farce with a 13.5-Point Spread

Parsing the Odds: Why Washington State is the Statistical Favorite
Let’s cut to the chase: Washington State is a 13.5-point favorite over Oregon State, and the numbers don’t lie. The Cougars’ implied probability of winning? A staggering 89.47% (based on DraftKings’ -850 odds). Meanwhile, Oregon State’s chances hover around 10.5% (+575 odds), which is about the same chance I have of explaining a quantum physics equation while drunk.

WSU’s defense, which allows just 23.8 points per game, is a sieve compared to Oregon State’s offense, which averages 29.2 points per game but relies on a third-string freshman QB, Tristan Ti’a. Ti’a impressed briefly against Tulsa, completing 8-of-11 passes for 141 yards and two touchdowns… before the Beavers lost 31-14. Translation: He’s a rookie with the pressure of a Netflix password you forgot.

Oregon State’s defense? It’s a sieve with a sieve. They’ve allowed 379.5 yards per game and look vulnerable against WSU’s ground game, led by Kirby Vorhees (61 yards per game). The Cougars also boast a pass defense that’s… unique. Zevi Eckhaus has thrown seven interceptions in his last five games, but at least his pick-six in the James Madison loss showed he can “score” in multiple ways.

Digesting the News: Injuries, Fourth-Quarter Meltdowns, and a Freshman QB
Washington State’s woes? They’ve lost starting center Brock Dieu, a guy whose absence is like realizing your favorite mug is gone—no one knows where it is, and everything feels off. They also have a habit of fourth-quarter collapses, a trait that’s earned them the nickname “The Cougars Who Quit After the Third Quarter.” Their 24-20 loss to James Madison? A masterclass in squandering leads, thanks to Eckhaus’ interception and a defense that forgot how to tackle.

Oregon State, meanwhile, is a trainwreck with potential. Under interim coach Robb Akey, they’ve gone 2-2, which is impressive given they started 0-7. Their star running back, Anthony Hankerson, has 1,015 yards and nine touchdowns, but their QB, Maalik Murphy, throws eight interceptions for every nine touchdowns. It’s the football equivalent of a guy who’s great at darts but insists on throwing knives.

The Beavers’ defense? They’ll rely on hope, prayer, and the fact that WSU’s offense is “reliable” only in the first half. In their first meeting, Oregon State won 10-7 in Corvallis by playing conservative defense and letting Hankerson run for 132 yards. Can they repeat it at Pullman? Only if WSU’s offense relearns basic math and decides 2+2=1.

The Humorous Spin: Goldfish, Circus Acrobats, and Fourth-Quarter Meltdowns
Washington State’s pass defense is so porous, it’d make a circus acrobat’s safety net blush. Their fourth-quarter struggles are legendary—imagine a goldfish on a treadmill, gasping for air after three minutes. Eckhaus? He’s a Hail Mary away from joining the “Interception Club,” where members wear “Oops” pins on their helmets.

Oregon State’s Tristan Ti’a is the football version of a Netflix password: unproven, risky, and likely to expire. Their defense? A group of guys who’ve mastered the art of “looking busy” while allowing 29 points per game. If they win, it’ll be the sports equivalent of a toddler beating Einstein at chess—possible, but only if Einstein naps through the game.

Prediction: Washington State Wins by 17, Then Renovates Martin Stadium
Putting it all together: Washington State’s superior talent, Oregon State’s QB-by-committee chaos, and the Cougars’ desperate need for bowl eligibility (they’re chasing a 9th bowl bid in 10 seasons) make this a mismatch. The 13.5-point spread is generous, but I’ll take WSU +4 on the total, just to spite the oddsmakers.

Final score? Washington State 31, Oregon State 14. The Cougars will win behind a balanced attack, Vorhees’ 100-yard game, and Eckhaus’ newfound ability to avoid interceptions (for once). Oregon State will thank their lucky stars they’re not playing WSU in the final seconds of a close game—again.

As Robb Akey exits and JaMarcus Shephard takes over, this game will serve as a reminder that even in the Pac-12’s twilight, there’s always room for a Cougars’ comeback… and a Beavers’ breakdown. Bowl eligibility secured, and Martin Stadium gets its send-off like a retiring rockstar—with a 17-point victory and a standing ovation. 🏈

Created: Nov. 29, 2025, 10:34 p.m. GMT

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