Prediction: Pacific Tigers VS BYU Cougars 2025-12-16
BYU Cougars vs. Pacific Tigers: A Lopsided Lark with a 23-Point Spread
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a basketball mismatch so stark, even the referees might start rooting for BYU. The No. 10 BYU Cougars, fresh off a 100-53 drubbing of Cal Poly, are favored by a staggering 23.5 points over the Pacific Tigers, who’ve been thrashing… well, mostly Simpson University. Let’s break this down with the precision of a point guard reading a zone defense.
Parsing the Odds: A Math Class You’ll Actually Enjoy
The betting lines scream “chalk” louder than a whiteboard in a calculus classroom. On DraftKings, BYU’s moneyline odds sit at a comically low +101, implying a 99% chance of victory (thanks, math!). Pacific, meanwhile, is a +2500 underdog, which translates to a 3.8% chance—about the same odds of me correctly predicting the outcome of a coin flip and then flipping another coin and getting the same result.
The total is set at 150.5 points, which feels generous given BYU’s recent 53-point win. If you’re betting on the Over, you’re basically saying “Yeah, these teams will score 151 points combined.” If you’re betting the Under, you’re either a masochist or have seen Pacific’s defense, which allowed 104 points in their last game… to Simpson University.
Team News: Benchwarmers vs. Paper Tigers
BYU Cougars (9-1):
Coach Kevin Young isn’t just building a team—he’s building a farm system. Freshman Aleksej Kostic, a human Swiss Army knife, dropped 15 points and 5 threes in 22 minutes, proving he’s not just a “basketball in the basket” recruit but a blender in the basket. Redshirt freshman Khadim Mboup added a double-double, embodying Young’s mantra: “Do your job, and we’ll all eat cake.” With starter Dawson Baker injured, BYU’s bench looks less like a backup plan and more like a second starting five with a NAPA Auto Parts warranty.
Pacific Tigers (8-3):
Pacific’s five-game winning streak is as impressive as a toddler’s “victory dance” after stacking blocks. Their 104-50 win over Simpson? A technicality. Senior transfer TJ Wainwright claims the team has “no egos,” but let’s be real: When your best player says, “We’re just trying to get better every day,” and your best performance this season is a 54-point win over a team that probably plays in a different time zone, you’re not exactly scaring the NCAA elite.
Humor: The Sport of the Absurd
BYU’s bench depth is so absurd, they could play a full game with their second-stringers and still beat Pac-12 teams. Kostic’s 5-of-8 shooting? That’s not a stat—it’s a threat. Meanwhile, Pacific’s “culture of hard work” sounds lovely, but let’s test it against a team that’s basically a NBA G League tryout.
The 23.5-point spread is so lopsided, even the Cougars’ waterboys could cover it. Imagine the Tigers’ coach, staring at the odds, thinking, “Wait, we’re supposed to lose by 23? Did I accidentally schedule a game against the Harlem Globetrotters?”
Prediction: Cover the Spread, or Don’t Even Bother
This isn’t a game—it’s a math problem. BYU’s depth, firepower, and Big 12 pedigree dwarf Pacific’s “five-game streak” (against teams that play basketball with the intensity of a Netflix documentary). The Cougars’ 36-point bench outburst? That’s the real spread-killer here.
Final Score Prediction: BYU 85, Pacific 55 (Covering the -23.5 spread with room to spare).
Unless Pacific’s TJ Wainwright suddenly develops the shooting arm of Steph Curry and the defense of a soggy paper towel, this is a rout. Grab the Cougars, or better yet, bet the Over on BYU’s bench to drop another 30. Either way, profit. And if you bet on Pacific? Well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell when they lose by 30.
“They said we couldn’t fly. They said we’d never score 150. But here we are, laughing all the way to the bank.” — Aleksej Kostic, not yet 21 and already a legend. 🏀
Created: Dec. 17, 2025, 1:23 a.m. GMT