Prediction: Payton Talbott VS Henry Cejudo 2025-12-06
UFC 323: Cejudo vs. Talbott – A Farewell Fiasco or a Young Gun’s Triumph?
The odds are as clear as a post-fight press conference: Payton Talbott (-275) is the favorite, while Henry Cejudo (+210) is the underdog. Let’s translate that into plain English. If you bet $100 on Talbott, you’ll only pocket $35.80 if he wins (thanks, math!). But if Cejudo somehow pulls off the upset, your $100 becomes a cool $210. Sounds like a bet for lunatics, and honestly? That might be the only way Cejudo wins.
Parsing the Odds: A Tale of Two Fighters
Cejudo, 39, is a living legend—Olympic gold, two-time UFC champ, and a guy who once headlocked Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson into retirement. But his recent record? A three-fight losing streak, with losses to Aljamain Sterling, Merab Dvalishvili, and Song Yadong. His speed? Slower than a Netflix buffering during a power outage. His offense? Less explosive than a dud firework. Talbott, 27, is a rising star with a 10-1 MMA record, three UFC stoppage wins, and a striking output of 6.05 significant strikes per minute. He’s got a six-inch height and reach advantage, which in MMA is like fighting while standing on a step stool.
The implied probabilities from the odds? Talbott is favored at ~73%, Cejudo at ~31%. That’s the statistical equivalent of me betting you’ll forget to water your plants while I’ll bet my cat will eventually learn to stop knocking them over.
News from the Trenches
Cejudo’s story is bittersweet. This is his second retirement fight—he first retired after defeating Dominick Cruz in 2020, then came back for “one more” and promptly got his clock cleaned three times. Now, he’s calling it quits for good, dedicating the fight to his coach, Santino DeFranco, whom he credits for “sacrificing more than a Thanksgiving turkey.” Cejudo’s defense remains sharp, but his offense? It’s like a library during a blackout—safe, but not exactly thrilling.
Talbott, meanwhile, is riding a wave of momentum. After a loss to Raoni Barcelos in 2025, he bounced back with a decision win over Felipe Lima in June, showcasing his ability to adapt. His problem? He’s been taken down 11 times in his last two fights. But hey, even a broken watch is right twice a day—maybe Talbott’s takedown defense will finally click when it matters.
The Humor Section (Because MMA Needs It)
Cejudo’s age is the elephant in the Octagon. At 39, he’s older than the UFC’s weight classes are logical. Talbott, meanwhile, is 27—old enough to rent a car but young enough to think he can outlast a 39-year-old legend. Cejudo’s wrestling, once as dominant as a toddler with a juice box, is now more “serviceable” than “dominant.” Talbott’s striking? It’s like a jackhammer compared to Cejudo’s Geiger counter.
And let’s not forget Cejudo’s “Triple C” moniker—Olympic gold, two UFC titles, and now… a third “C” for “Courageous Comeback That Keeps Giving Comebacks.” Talbott, meanwhile, is the guy who’ll probably win this fight and then spend the next decade explaining to fans, “No, I didn’t beat Henry Cejudo—I defeated him. There’s a difference.”
Prediction: The Final Bell
Talbott’s youth, physical advantages, and striking prowess make him the logical pick. Cejudo’s defensive awareness will keep him from getting annihilated, but he lacks the tools to outwork Talbott over five rounds. The analyst Dan Tom thinks Talbott will stop Cejudo via strikes in Round 3—a prediction I’ll slightly soften to a unanimous decision victory for Talbott. Why? Because MMA is full of surprises, and even a fading legend deserves to exit with a modicum of dignity.
Final Verdict: Bet on Talbott, unless you enjoy the thrill of watching a phoenix try to rise from the ashes. Cejudo’s legacy remains untarnished, but Talbott’s future is brighter than a disco ball in a neon sauna.
“I’m content and happy with my career,” said Cejudo. Fair. But if you’re looking for a winner tonight, Talbott’s your guy. Unless, of course, you believe in miracles… and by miracles, I mean a referee who suddenly develops a soft spot for underdogs.
Created: Dec. 6, 2025, 8:23 p.m. GMT