Prediction: Penrith Panthers VS New Zealand Warriors 2025-06-21
NRL Showdown: Penrith Panthers vs. New Zealand Warriors – A Tale of Two Teams
By The Handicapper with a Sixpence for Sarcastic Wit
The Setup
The Penrith Panthers, currently languishing at 9th with a 5-9 record, are a cautionary tale of defensive incompetence. Last week, they missed 55 tackles in a 24-0 loss to Newcastle—enough tackles to build a halfway house for their pride. Meanwhile, the New Zealand Warriors, fighting for the minor premiership, have returned key State of Origin stars like Kalyn Ponga and Bradman Best, while the Panthers are missing their own stars (and their dignity).
The Odds (Bovada)
- New Zealand Warriors: 1.26 (implied 79.4% chance)
- Penrith Panthers: 4.0 (implied 25% chance)
- Draw: 29.0 (0.34% chance—because this is rugby league, not a coin flip).
Injuries & Key Updates
- Panthers: No Origin stars (including Isaiah Papali'i, who’s probably still licking his wounds from that 55-tackle disaster).
- Warriors: Full-strength, with Ponga and Best back to terrorize defenses.
- Other Drama: The Panthers’ coach is trying to “build culture” while their defense looks like a sieve. The Warriors? They’re just here to win a premiership and maybe a few hearts.
The Numbers Game
Let’s crunch the EV (Expected Value) for both teams. Assuming a $100 bet:
- New Zealand Warriors (1.26)
- Implied probability: 79.4%
- If actual probability is 70% (reasonable, given their form and returning stars):
EV = (0.70 * $126) – (0.30 * $100) = $88.20 – $30 = $58.20
- Penrith Panthers (4.0)
- Implied probability: 25%
- If actual probability is 35% (using the NFL/MMA underdog win rate as a proxy, since rugby league underdog rates aren’t provided):
EV = (0.35 * $400) – (0.65 * $100) = $140 – $65 = $75
Verdict: The Panthers’ underdog EV ($75) > Warriors’ EV ($58.20).
The Pick
Bet on the Penrith Panthers (+4.0).
Why?
- The Warriors’ implied probability is absurdly high (79.4%) given the Panthers’ defensive chaos. Even a 35% chance of an upset nets a better EV than trusting the Warriors’ inflated line.
- The Panthers’ “culture” might just crumble further, but history shows underdogs win 35% of the time in NFL/MMA—close enough for rugby league.
- And let’s be honest: Watching Penrith lose 55 tackles is like watching a comedy. The Warriors might win, but the Panthers’ collapse is too entertaining to ignore.
Final Thought: If you’re not betting on the Panthers for the sheer joy of witnessing defensive incompetence, are you even trying?
Disclaimer: This analysis is not financial advice. It’s a middle finger to the bookmakers who think 1.26 is a fair price for the Warriors. Take it with a grain of salt—or a bag of popcorn. 🍿
Created: June 16, 2025, 10:09 a.m. GMT