Prediction: Rhode Island Rams VS NC State Wolfpack 2025-11-23
NC State Wolfpack vs. Rhode Island Rams: A Tale of Toes, Toes, and Toe-Tap Dominance
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a clash of titans… or rather, a clash of a titan (NC State) and a team that’s definitely not a titan (Rhode Island). The Wolfpack, ranked 25th and riding a 4-0 start, are favored by 15.5 points against the Rams, per DraftKings. Let’s break down why NC State’s odds of winning—94.3% implied probability—are about as realistic as a vegan at a barbecue contest.
Parsing the Odds: Why NC State Feels Like a Sure Bet
NC State’s offensive efficiency is elite, ranking 5th in effective field-goal percentage per KenPom. Their starters—Darrion Williams (23.3 ppg), Paul McNeil (15.3 ppg), and Quadir Copeland (13.3 ppg)—are a scoring trio that could outshine a fireworks show on the 4th of July. And get this: Key guard Terrance Arceneaux, a transfer from last year’s national champion Houston team, returns from an Achilles injury. Imagine coming back from a foot-related injury to play for a team that’s literally named after a pack of howling canines. Arceneaux’s 44.3% shooting at Houston? That’s better than my chances of napping undisturbed with a toddler in the house.
Rhode Island, meanwhile, is a decent offensive team, leading the A-10 in scoring (80.8 ppg) and shooting 48.1% from the field. But here’s the catch: NC State allows just 67.8 ppg, while Rhode Island’s defense is… permeable. The Rams give up 68.4 ppg, which, in basketball terms, is like leaving your front door unlocked in a mugging capital. The spread of -15.5 for NC State isn’t just a number—it’s a challenge. For Rhode Island to pull off the upset, they’d need to shoot 3s from the half-court line and pray the Wolfpack’s starters develop sudden aversion to the basket.
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NC State’s return of Arceneaux is a game-changer. The guy was on a national championship team last year—imagine bringing a ring to a barbecue and calling it a day. His 33.7% three-point shooting? That’s the difference between “meh” and “let’s light the building on fire.”
Rhode Island’s strength? They’ve got Jonah Hinton, who’s nailing 2.8 threes per game (at 35%—don’t @ me, that’s actually solid). But here’s the problem: NC State’s defense is top-25 in experience, per the AP summary. The Wolfpack aren’t just playing in the Maui Invitational; they’re there to prove they’re not the next Chaminade (the Division II team that’s 0-32 all time in this tournament). If NC State falters, they’ll be the laughingstock of a tournament that’s already got a built-in punchline.
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Let’s be real: Rhode Island’s chances are about as likely as me understanding cryptocurrency. They’re the “David” to NC State’s “Goliath,” except David at least had a slingshot. These Rams? They’re more likely to get blocked by NC State’s defense than a TikTok video on a school firewall.
And the spread? -15.5? If I told you the Wolfpack were going to win by that margin, you’d think I’m a magician. But no, I’m just a sportswriter who’s seen Paul McNeil average 6.3 rebounds and 4 assists while looking like he’s late for a meeting.
Prediction: Wolfpack Howl, Rams Rally Around the Trash Can
NC State wins this by double digits, probably somewhere around 75-60. Why? Because their offense is a well-oiled machine (5th in KenPom’s offensive eFG%), their defense is a velvet rope manned by a bouncer with a PhD in “no you didn’t,” and Rhode Island’s 48.1% shooting? That’s just NC State’s warmup act.
But hey, credit to Rhode Island—they’ll play hard, and maybe Jonah Hinton will drop 30 on a night when the Wolfpack’s “defense” takes a 10-minute coffee break. Just don’t expect it to happen.
Final Verdict: Pick NC State (-15.5). If you bet on Rhode Island, may your faith be as strong as a toddler’s resolve to “finish the entire pizza.” 🏀🔥
Created: Nov. 23, 2025, 4:20 p.m. GMT