Prediction: Saint Joseph's Hawks VS Princeton Tigers 2025-11-30

Saint Joseph’s Hawks vs. Princeton Tigers: A Tale of Three-Pointers and Rebound Rivalry

The Saint Joseph’s Hawks (3-3) and Princeton Tigers (3-6) are set to clash on Sunday, November 30, in a matchup that’s less “March Madness” and more “November Napping.” Let’s break down why this game is a statistical snoozer—and why Saint Joseph’s should wake up with the W.

Parsing the Odds: The Math of Mediocrity
Saint Joseph’s enters as a 4.5-point favorite, with implied win probabilities hovering around 55-57% (based on -150 to -170 odds). Princeton’s longshot chances? A paltry 35-38% (+260 to +280). These numbers aren’t just stats—they’re a mathematical middle finger to the Tigers’ -43-point scoring differential.

Key numbers to note:
- Princeton’s defense allows 77.1 points per game, about as effective as a colander in a monsoon.
- Saint Joseph’s rebounding dominance (3.5 boards per game) could make them the NBA’s Dr. J of the glass.
- Both teams’ combined average of 151.3 PPG screams “OVER 147.5,” but the oddsmakers have priced it like a frugal accountant.

Digesting the News: Injuries, Highlights, and One Very Confused Toaster
Saint Joseph’s last game was a 100-61 rout of Rutgers-Camden, where Jaden Smith dropped 16 points. It’s the kind of performance that makes you wonder if the Hawks accidentally invited a JV team. Princeton, meanwhile, lost to Vermont 79-74, with CJ Happy scoring 22 points—proof that even a broken clock is right twice if you’re desperate.

No major injuries here, but Princeton’s offense is as reliable as a toaster in a bakery. They shoot 33.3% from three, slightly better than their opponents’ 33.6%—a statistical dead heat that’s less “clash of titans” and more “two turtles arguing over a lettuce leaf.”

Humorous Spin: The Absurdity of College Hoops
Let’s be real: Princeton’s defense is a sieve that sieves nothing. They allow 77.1 points per game because their opponents probably just mail the ball into the basket. Meanwhile, Saint Joseph’s three-point shooting is about as effective as a screensaver—6.7 makes per game at 26.8% accuracy. If their shots were tacos, they’d be expired, under-seasoned, and served at room temperature.

But here’s the kicker: The Hawks outrebound opponents by 3.5 boards per game. In basketball terms, that’s like having a robot that specializes in fetching lost socks. And Princeton? They’re the team that trips over their own shoelaces while trying to grab a rebound.

Prediction: Why Saint Joseph’s Will Win
Saint Joseph’s wins this game not because they’re great, but because Princeton is… well, Princeton. The Hawks’ +1 scoring differential and superior rebounding (39.0 vs. Princeton’s 35.5) give them a comfortable edge. Their assist-heavy offense (17.3 per game, third in the A-10) will exploit Princeton’s porous defense, while their frontcourt dominance on the boards will stifle the Tigers’ already anemic second-chance points.

Princeton’s lone hope? Hitting 9.3 three-pointers at 33.3%—a task made harder by the fact that Saint Joseph’s allows just 8.6 threes per game. It’s the basketball equivalent of trying to win a race while wearing ankle weights and blindfolded.

Final Verdict: Bet on Saint Joseph’s (-4.5) to cover, unless you enjoy watching teams fight over a 147.5-point total like a pack of raccoons at a buffet. The Hawks’ rebounding edge and Princeton’s defensive sieve ensure a 79-73 Saint Joseph’s victory, with Deuce Jones dropping 18 points and 5 assists—because even a broken clock can still beat a stopped one.

Game on. Bets placed. Sarcasm dialed to 11. 🏀

Created: Nov. 30, 2025, 4:20 p.m. GMT

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