Prediction: San Jose Sharks VS Pittsburgh Penguins 2025-12-13

San Jose Sharks vs. Pittsburgh Penguins: A Tale of Two (Injured) Teams
December 13, 2025 — NHL Showdown Analysis

Parse the Odds: The Math of Desperation
The Pittsburgh Penguins are the betting favorite here, with decimal odds hovering around 1.55–1.62 (implied probability: 61–62%), while the San Jose Sharks sit at 2.35–2.46 (38–41%). The spread leans hard on Pittsburgh (-1.5 goals) like a toddler on a playground slide, but the Sharks are getting generous points. Totals are split: most books list 6.5 goals as the Over/Under, but one outlier (DraftKings) cuts it to 5.5, probably after seeing the Penguins’ defense without Evgeni Malkin.

Digest the News: Injuries, Comebacks, and One Very Busy Goalie
The Penguins are playing without Evgeni Malkin, their Russian wizard of chaos, who’s out with a “mysterious hip injury” that sounds like it was caused by a rogue penguin mascot. Without him, Pittsburgh’s offense is like a smartphone with no apps—capable of basic functions but lacking sparkle. They lost 2–4 to the Canadiens in their last game, which is less of a loss and more of a “we forgot how to score goals.”

The Sharks? They’re riding a post-leaf-burn redemption arc. After defeating Toronto 3–2 in a shootout where Alexander Wennberg scored the OT winner, they’ve proven they can win games where “close enough” is a strategy. Dmitry Orlov, their newly acquired defenseman, scored his first goal as a Shark, which is like a vegan making a killer steak—surprising but welcome. Their goalie, Alex Nedeljkovic, made 28 saves against the Leafs, which is about 10 more saves than this analysis will make from your boredom.

Humorous Spin: Penguins Without Malkin Are Like…
Let’s be real: The Penguins are a car missing its engine, a pizza missing its cheese, or a dad joke missing its punchline. Malkin’s absence isn’t just a loss—it’s a void. Imagine trying to build a sandcastle with only a shovel and no sand. That’s Pittsburgh’s power play right now.

The Sharks, meanwhile, are the underdog story of the year—like a library winning a fight against a bookstore. Orlov’s first goal was so dramatic, it made the hockey gods pause to check their notes. And let’s not forget the Leafs game’s controversial offside call that erased a goal. If referees had TikTok, someone would’ve made a “Sharks vs. Time” edit by now.

Prediction: Will the Penguins Fly or Crash?
While the Penguins are favored, their lack of Malkin is a 1.5-goal deficit in creativity alone. The Sharks, though, have momentum, a goalie playing like he’s betting against his own team, and a defense that somehow scored two goals (hey, Dmitry!). The Over 6.5 goals is tempting, but with Pittsburgh’s anemic offense and San Jose’s defensive grit (they’ll block shots like it’s their job), the Under 6.5 might sneak in.

But here’s the kicker: The Penguins’ implied probability is 61%, but their real chances feel closer to 55%. The Sharks’ +200 odds make them a sneaky bet if you’re into gambling your lunch money on hope.

Final Verdict:
Pittsburgh Penguins in OT (3–2). Why? Because even without Malkin, they’ve got enough playoff ghosts to haunt the Sharks. But if you must take San Jose, bet on Wennberg to score the OT winner—or at least to not trip over his own shoelaces.

“Hockey is 90% luck and 10% skill. The Penguins have the skill; the Sharks have the luck. Let’s see who’s more desperate.” — Me, not a real sports analyst.

Created: Dec. 12, 2025, 9:11 p.m. GMT

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