Prediction: Saskatchewan Roughriders VS Ottawa Redblacks 2025-10-03
Saskatchewan Roughriders vs. Ottawa Redblacks: A CFL Clash of Desperation and Dominance
The Ottawa Redblacks (4-10) and Saskatchewan Roughriders (10-4) meet in a Week 18 showdown thatâs less a football game and more of a âwhich sieve leaks more waterâ contest. Letâs break it down with the precision of a stathead and the humor of a guy whoâs seen too many âOttawa defenseâ Google Images.
Odds & Implied Probabilities
The Roughriders are a near-unanimous -200 favorite across bookmakers, implying a 66.7% chance to win (using the formula: 200/(200+100)). The Redblacks, at +250, suggest bookmakers think theyâve got a 28.6% shot. The spread is a consistent 3.5 points in Saskatchewanâs favor, with Over/Under totals hovering around 53.5. Given Ottawaâs defense (2nd-worst in CFL history at allowing 6.85 yards/play) and Saskatchewanâs offense (2nd in yards/play at 7.06), this feels like a popcorn machine: explosive, messy, and likely to leave burns.
Team News: Injuries, Comebacks, and Existential Crises
Ottawa Redblacks:
- Dru Brown is back from injury, throwing 406 yards last week. Think of him as a toaster that just got unplugged from despairâstill sparking, but with renewed purpose.
- Their defense? A sieve thatâs lost a few holes to trades (Lorenzo Mauldin IV to Calgary) and injuries. Theyâve allowed 30+ points in 5/6 games. Against Saskatchewanâs Trevor Harris (4 INTs in 3 games), expect a âHere comes the sun⊠through a broken windowâ scenario.
- Special teams? A cursed relic. Two missed FGs returned for TDs last week. Fullback Marco Dubois admitted, âWeâve been a team thatâs failed in crucial moments.â Translation: Ottawaâs special teams are a toddler with a loaded gun and a death wish.
Saskatchewan Roughriders:
- A.J. Ouellette is on a four-game TD streak, averaging 82 yards per game. Heâs the CFLâs answer to a human tumbleweedâunstoppable, chaotic, and occasionally a threat to property.
- Trevor Harris needs no introduction, but his 4 INTs in three games do. The Roughridersâ offense is a Ferrari, but their defense is a shopping cart trying to keep up. Theyâve allowed 27+ points in 4/5 games, and their injury report reads like a CFL version of The Walking Dead (Daniel Johnson, Zack Fry, et al.).
- Kian Schaffer-Baker returns after a near-season-long hiatus. Letâs hope heâs not rustyâunless ârustyâ is code for âsecretly a superhero.â
The Absurd Analogy
Imagine this game as a food fight between two kindergartners: one (Saskatchewan) has a water gun filled with hot sauce (offense), while the other (Ottawa) has a sieve and a napkin (defense). The Roughridersâ offense will douse Ottawaâs defense in points, but their own defense? Well, theyâll probably let Dru Brown and company scribble âI heart OTTâ in ketchup on the scoreboard.
Prediction: The Unavoidable Math
Saskatchewanâs offense (7.06 yards/play) vs. Ottawaâs defense (6.85 allowed): A mismatch so stark, itâs like sending a flamethrower to a pillow fight. Ottawaâs Brown (406 yards last game) vs. Saskatchewanâs porous D (9.10 yards allowed/pass): Another mismatch, this time like sending a librarian to a heavy metal concert.
The Roughridersâ key injuries? Theyâve lost their defensive teeth, but they donât need themâtheyâve got Ouellette and Harris to chew through Ottawaâs psyche. Ottawaâs only hope is a âbake sale miracleâ (i.e., a last-second FG returned for a TD⊠in reverse).
Final Verdict: Take Saskatchewan -3.5. The Roughriders win ugly (but they usually do), and the Over 53.5 is a lock. Ottawaâs defense will make Saskatchewanâs offense look like a fireworks show, and Ottawaâs offense will make Saskatchewanâs defense look like a deflated balloon.
Final Score Prediction: Saskatchewan 35, Ottawa 28. And yes, Ottawaâs special teams will somehow score a TD. Itâs their thing.
Created: Oct. 3, 2025, 12:01 p.m. GMT