Prediction: South Carolina St Bulldogs VS Ole Miss Rebels 2025-12-14

Ole Miss Rebels vs. South Carolina State Lady Bulldogs: A Lopsided Lap Dance on the Hardwood

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a game so one-sided, it’ll make a library fine look like a five-star reward. On December 14, 2025, the Ole Miss Rebels (9-1) will host the South Carolina State Lady Bulldogs (3-9) in a matchup that’s less of a basketball game and more of a math quiz: What do you get when you cross a scoring machine with a team that shoots blanks? Let’s break it down with the precision of a coach’s post-game film review and the humor of a player explaining their “strategy” during a timeout.

Parsing the Odds: Why This Feels Like a Foregone Conclusion
Ole Miss isn’t just favored—they’re apoplectic favorites. DraftKings has them as a -56.5-point spread, which is so steep, it makes the Colosseum’s steps look flat. Fanatics, in a moment of either bold genius or existential despair, lists Ole Miss at decimal odds of 1.0 (implied probability: 100%). For context, that’s the confidence level of a vending machine when you hit “A1” and expect a Snickers. South Carolina State? They’re priced at 51.0, which is gambling code for “bet only if you enjoy funding someone else’s retirement.”

Statistically, Ole Miss is a well-oiled scoring juggernaut. They average 80.1 points per game (30th nationally) while holding opponents to 54.7 (31st). Their +25.4-point differential is like the difference between a hurricane and… whatever weather South Carolina currently endures. Meanwhile, the Lady Bulldogs are a tragicomedy of errors: 63.5 points scored (235th) and 64.8 allowed (200th), with a -15 differential that’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Digesting the News: Injuries, Bench Depth, and a Coach’s Temper
Ole Miss enters on a six-game home winning streak, having recently dismantled Wofford 86-52 behind Cotie McMahon’s 24-point, 11-rebound dominance. Their bench isn’t just deep—it’s a convoy. In their men’s team’s recent win (yes, we’re acknowledging you, men’s squad), the bench outscored opponents 29-3, proving that even your third-string point guard could probably beat South Carolina’s starting five in a one-on-one.

South Carolina State? Their leading scorer, Shaunice Reed (12.0 PPG, 480th nationally), is outshone by Ole Miss’s collective talent like a candle in a Tesla factory. The Lady Bulldogs’ recent 59-53 loss to Alabama State was so惨, even their offensive rebounding (a paltry 56.0 PPG on the road) couldn’t save them. And let’s not forget: they’re on Ole Miss’s home court, where the air itself seems to whisper, “Surrender now.”

The Humor: Why This Game Is Already Over
Ole Miss’s defense is so stifling, it could make a caffeinated squirrel cry, “I give up!” Their 54.7 PPG allowed is the basketball equivalent of a locked door at a library’s “quiet zone.” South Carolina’s offense? It’s the reason your Wi-Fi cuts out during a Zoom call—present, but useless.

The -56.5-point spread is so absurd, it’s like betting on a tortoise to race Usain Bolt—and then charging the tortoise admission. If you back the Lady Bulldogs, you might want to bring a sleeping bag. The game will be over by halftime, and you’ll miss the second half napping… or crying… or both.

Prediction: A Foreseeable Future
Bleacher Nation predicts an 85-45 Ole Miss romp, and the numbers agree. With a +254 scoring differential and a defense that turns opponents into statistical footnotes, the Rebels are the academic equivalent of a PhD student taking a true/false quiz. South Carolina State, meanwhile, is the “wait, is this thing on?” moment of college basketball.

So, grab your popcorn (and a fire extinguisher, just in case), and tune into SEC Network+. By the time the clock hits single digits, you’ll wonder why they let the Lady Bulldogs on the court. As for me? I’ll be over here, high-fiving Ole Miss’s waterboy for the privilege of witnessing this masterclass in dominance.

Final Score Prediction: Ole Miss 85, South Carolina State 45.
Bet: Ole Miss -56.5. The only thing closer than this spread is your ex’s Instagram stories.

Created: Dec. 14, 2025, 6:20 p.m. GMT

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