Prediction: South Carolina Upstate Spartans VS South Carolina St Bulldogs 2025-12-16

South Carolina State vs. South Carolina Upstate: A Tale of Two Canines (and a 9.5-Point Spread)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a Hail Mary of heartburn as we dive into this South Carolina State vs. South Carolina Upstate clash. Let’s just call it “The Great Canine Crossover”—because both teams have “Bulldog” in their names but neither seems to have the bite of a actual bulldog.

Parsing the Odds: A Math Class You’ll Actually Enjoy
South Carolina State (-9.5) enters as heavy favorites, and the numbers technically back them up. The Spartans lead the MEAC in offensive rebounds (10.5 per game), thanks to Cameron Clark’s trash-can-magnet skills (3.0 per game). Their star, Obie Bronston Jr., is a three-point wizard, nailing 2.6 threes per game at 41.4%—though let’s be honest, he’s probably just exploiting the fact that opponents treat him like a piñata (they allow 8.6 threes per game).

South Carolina Upstate, meanwhile, is a road-struggling mess (1-5 away from home) and allows 76.3 points per game. Their lone saving grace? A 7.5-point scoring margin at home. But here’s the kicker: South Carolina State’s defense has improved, holding foes to 69.6 PPG in their last 10 games. The Spartans’ 79.7 PPG average vs. the Bulldogs’ 66.8? It’s like comparing a loaded cannon to a wet noodle.

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South Carolina State’s only “news” is their 11-game losing streak, which feels like a cursed Netflix series no one wants to watch. But hey, Cam Newton once played here, so maybe the magic’s about to return?

South Carolina Upstate? Their road struggles are legendary. Imagine showing up to a game, tripping over your own shoelaces, and then getting outscored by 9.5 points. That’s basically their December 16 experience. Also, their top scorer, Jlynn Counter, averages 12.5 points—but let’s not forget, he’s got to share the ball (and the oxygen) with a team that turns it over 9.5 times per game.

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South Carolina State’s offense is like a Southern grandma at a buffet: “I’ll take seconds, but only if the buffet has a ‘no kids’ policy.” Their 79.7 PPG average? Respectable, but their defense is a leaky faucet trying to hold back a tsunami. Meanwhile, South Carolina Upstate’s road struggles are so bad, they probably GPS-navigate to the wrong arena.

The three-point battle? A comedy of errors. The Spartans shoot 44.4% from deep, while the Bulldogs allow 38.7% shooting. It’s like a game of darts where one team uses a laser and the other throws blindfolded.

Prediction: The Final Whistle (and Why You Should Bet on the Spread)
South Carolina State’s home-court advantage, offensive rebound dominance, and the Bulldogs’ road woes paint a clear picture. The Spartans should win by double digits, covering the 9.5-point spread. The Over/Under? Over 147.5—because South Carolina State averages 79.7 points, and South Carolina Upstate allows 76.3. Combined, that’s 156 points, which is 8.5 more than the line.

Final Verdict:
South Carolina State 82, South Carolina Upstate 70. The Spartans end their losing streak by playing like a well-oiled machine (with Cam Clark as the oil). The Bulldogs will thank their lucky stars it’s not a three-point shootout. And remember, folks: If you bet on the Over, you’ll be celebrating like you just won the lottery. If you bet on South Carolina State, you’ll be celebrating like you just won the lottery… after 11 losses.

Now go forth and bet wisely—or at least bet with a sense of humor.

Created: Dec. 16, 2025, 3:57 p.m. GMT

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