Prediction: Stefanos Tsitsipas VS Valentin Royer 2025-06-30
Wimbledon 2025: Stefanos Tsitsipas vs. Valentin Royer â A Tale of Two Gamblers
By The ATPâs Most Likely To Lose a Bet to a Frenchman Named Valentin
The Setup
Stefanos Tsitsipas, the Greek maestro with a new coach (Goran Ivanisevic, former Wimbledon champ and "basics enthusiast"), faces Valentin Royer, a 28-year-old Frenchman whoâs probably never had a coach as famous as his opponentâs ex-coach. Tsitsipas is the 1.24 favorite, while Royer is the 4.0 underdog. The odds scream, âBet on the Greek god,â but letâs not let our hearts (or our wallets) get too excited.
The Math: Because Even Gods Need Calculators
- Tsitsipasâ Implied Probability: 1/1.24 â 80.6%
- Royerâs Implied Probability: 1/4.0 â 25%
- Tennis Underdog Win Rate: 30%
Now, letâs split the difference between the bookiesâ cold, unfeeling math and the historical underdog rate. For Royer:
- Adjusted Probability: 25% (bookies) + (30% - 25%) = 30%
- Tsitsipasâ Adjusted Probability: 100% - 30% = 70%
Expected Value (EV) Calculations:
- Tsitsipas: (70% chance to win * 24% profit) - (30% chance to lose * 100% stake) = -10.1%
- Royer: (30% chance to win * 300% profit) - (70% chance to lose * 100% stake) = +10%
The Verdict: Royer has a positive EV (+10%), while Tsitsipas has a negative EV (-10.1%). The math says bet on the underdog.
The Sarcasm:
Tsitsipas is playing with a new coach who treats him like a beginner. Ivanisevicâs approach is so basic, itâs like telling Roger Federer to âjust hit the ball over the net.â Meanwhile, Royer is the guy whoâs probably never heard of Wimbledon until he got a wild card. But hey, 30% chance to win a match against a top-10 player isnât nothing. Itâs just⌠very little.
Key Factors:
- Tsitsipasâ New Coach: Ivanisevicâs âback to basicsâ strategy might be frustrating for Tsitsipas, but itâs probably not making him lose.
- Royerâs Motivation: If youâre Valentin Royer, youâre either here to make a statement or to finally prove that your name isnât a typo for âValentino Rossi.â
- Injuries/Updates: No major injuries reported, but Tsitsipasâ mental game might be a work in progress under Ivanisevic.
The Play:
Bet on Valentin Royer at +400 (4.0 odds). Yes, itâs a shocker. Yes, itâs a long shot. But the EV says itâs the smartest bet. If Tsitsipas wins, youâll lose money, but if Royer pulls off the upset? Youâll feel like youâve discovered the next big thing in tennis⌠and maybe get a free drink at the pub.
Final Thought:
Wimbledon is full of surprises. Bet on the underdog, but only after youâve laughed at the absurdity of it all. After all, as Goran Ivanisevic once said, âChampions are made when no one is watching.â But also, sometimes theyâre just made by the bookiesâ math.
Best Bet: Valentin Royer (+400) â Because 30% is better than 25%, and sarcasm is always in style.
Created: June 30, 2025, 3:08 a.m. GMT