Prediction: UAB Blazers VS Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 2025-12-01
UAB Blazers vs. Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders: A Three-Pointed Battle of Wills (and Shooting Percentages)
Odds Breakdown: The Math Doesn’t Lie (Mostly)
Let’s cut to the chase: the numbers suggest UAB (-3.5) is the favorite, but Middle Tennessee’s odds are shorter than a kangaroo in a phone booth. Converting the implied probabilities, UAB’s h2h odds (1.59-1.62) translate to a 62-64% chance to win, while Middle Tennessee (2.35-2.4) checks in at 41-42%. That spread of 3.5 points feels like the difference between “I’ve got this” and “I’ve got this… if I don’t miss all my threes.”
Key stats? UAB scores 86.1 PPG—12.4 points more than Middle Tennessee’s defensive average. But here’s the twist: Middle Tennessee lives on threes, nailing 10.1 per game (3.2 more than UAB allows). Meanwhile, UAB’s Jacob Meyer is a one-man wrecking crew, dropping 21 on UTEP last time out. The question isn’t just “Who’s better?” but “Can UAB’s defense remember how to exist on the road?” (Hint: They’re 0-1 away from home.)
News Digest: Injuries, Rivalries, and One Very Confused Basketball
Middle Tennessee enters as the ultimate underdog story. They’re 2-0 at home this season, which is impressive given that their “home-court advantage” probably just means they’ve stopped tripping over their own shoelaces. Their 1-0 record in games decided by three points or fewer? That’s the basketball equivalent of surviving a hurricane by hiding in a broom closet.
UAB, meanwhile, is the team that somehow rose from unranked to No. 18, like a phoenix made of highlight reels. But their road struggles are the stuff of legend. At 0-1 away from home, they play like a tourist in a foreign country—confused, overthinking, and accidentally ordering fish sticks for dinner. Oh, and they just beat UTEP 75-59. Congrats, but that’s like saying you’d win a race against a snail… while wearing a backpack full of sand.
Humorous Spin: Because Sports Needs Comedy, Not Therapy
Imagine UAB’s offense as a roaring jet engine (86.1 PPG) and their defense as a sieve that’s been specifically designed to let Middle Tennessee’s three-pointers pour through. Middle Tennessee’s Alec Oglesby? He’s not just a basketball player—he’s a human Swiss Army knife, expertly dismantling opponents from beyond the arc at 51.4% shooting. If threes were cupcakes, Oglesby would be the guy who eats 10 in a row and still gets a free coffee.
UAB’s Chance Westry and Jacob Meyer? They’re the dynamic duo your math teacher warned you about—two 16.9-point-per-game scorers who probably still need a nap after dinner. But can they carry the Blazers on their backs? Or will they sink like a lead balloon in the altitude of Middle Tennessee’s raider-filled dome?
Prediction: The Final Whistle (and a Few Airballs)
Here’s the verdict: UAB’s offense is too explosive to ignore, but Middle Tennessee’s three-point arsenal is the kind of weapon that turns underdogs into “we’re-not-actually-underdogs-we’re-just-hiding-our-superpowers.” However, UAB’s 6-1 record against quality teams (winning % > .500) is a stat that doesn’t lie. Middle Tennessee’s home-court magic? It’s real, but it’s also the same kind of magic that lets you win a cracker from a magician on a street corner.
Final Call: UAB Blazers 78, Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 73. Why? Because UAB’s offense will outmuscle MT’s perimeter game, and Middle Tennessee will miss 7 of 10 threes… or at least hope they do.
Bet responsibly, and remember: if you’re not shooting 50% from deep, you’re just playing for fun. 🏀
Created: Dec. 1, 2025, 5:04 a.m. GMT