Prediction: UNLV Rebels VS Arizona St Sun Devils 2025-11-22
WNCAAB Showdown: Arizona State Sun Devils vs. UNLV Lady Rebels
Where Basketball Meets Absurdity
Parse the Odds: A Tale of Two Sieves
Let’s start with the numbers, shall we? Arizona State (-2.5) is the slight favorite, with implied win probabilities ranging from 54.6% to 57.1% (thanks to decimal odds like 1.83). UNLV, at +2.0 to +2.15, implies a 46.5% to 50% chance, which is basically the probability of flipping a coin while blindfolded. The total line sits at 138.5 points, which feels about right when one team allows 76.9 PPG (ASU’s defense, a sieve) and the other allows 62.4 PPG (UNLV’s defense, a slightly sturdier sieve).
The spread? Arizona State is favored by 1.5 to 2.5 points. That’s like saying a sloth is favored to outrun a tortoise in a 50-meter dash—technically true, but not by much.
Digest the News: Freshmen, Backup QBs, and Why This Isn’t Football
Hold up—before we dive deeper, let’s clarify: This is women’s basketball, not the football games mentioned earlier (though if Deion Sanders ever coaches a WNBA team, we might need a new category for chaos). Arizona State’s recent wins? They’ve crushed Santa Clara 82-77, thanks to McKinna Brackens’ 23-point, 11-rebound dominance. UNLV? They lost to Montana State 94-81, with Aaliyah Alexander chipping in 18 points.
Arizona State’s offense is merely adequate (70.3 PPG, 87th nationally), while their defense is a dumpster fire (76.9 PPG allowed, third-worst). UNLV, meanwhile, balances things out: A solid defense (62.4 PPG allowed, 119th-ranked, which is good in basketball terms) but an offense that’s just okay (75 PPG, 40th). Oh, and UNLV’s home games? They average 77.3 PPG—probably because the arena’s altitude makes defenders喘气 like they’re hiking Mount Everest.
Humorous Spin: When Sieves Collide
Arizona State’s defense is like a screen door in a hurricane—everyone’s getting through, but at least it looks good. Their backup QBs (not here, in basketball they have backup point guards) would be proud. UNLV’s defense? It’s the brick wall your mom builds to keep you out of the garage, but once you get past it, their offense is a toddler with a lollipop—present but ineffective.
And let’s not forget the spread. Arizona State is favored by 2.5 points, which is about how much sleep Deion Sanders has had this season.
Prediction: The Sieve Survives
Despite ASU’s defensive struggles, their balanced schedule (4-0) and home-court advantage tilt the scales. UNLV’s defense can’t keep up with ASU’s offense in a high-scoring duel, and the Sun Devils’ porous defense? Well, they’ll leak points, but not enough to lose.
Final Verdict:
Arizona State Sun Devils 74, UNLV Lady Rebels 71
Why? Because UNLV’s defense will hold strong, but ASU’s offense will eke out enough points to win like a contestant on The Price Is Right—nervously, but ultimately victorious. And if the final score is 140 combined points? Well, the total line was 138.5 for a reason. Someone’s betting algorithm loves chaos.
Tip-off at 4 p.m. ET. Stream it, or buy tickets and pretend you know what a pick-and-roll is. Good luck, gamblers. You’ll need it. 🏀
Created: Nov. 22, 2025, 5:44 p.m. GMT