Prediction: VfB Stuttgart VS Borussia Dortmund 2025-11-22

Borussia Dortmund vs. VfB Stuttgart: A Bundesliga Rivalry with a Side of Schadenfreude

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a Bundesliga barnburner where Borussia Dortmund, the self-proclaimed "Yellow Wall of Resilience," hosts VfB Stuttgart, the "Unbeaten Underdogs with a Slight Case of the Yips." The odds? Dortmund is the consensus pick at -115 to -130 (implied probability: 56-57%), while Stuttgart sits at +375 to +420 (23-24%), and the draw hovers around 3.8-4.2 (24-26%). If bookmakers were a married couple, they’d be nodding in unison: “Yes, Dortmund wins. Always Dortmund.”

Parsing the Odds: A Numbers Game
Dortmund’s 1.72-1.77 decimal odds (FanDuel, BetRivers) imply they’re the favorite, but not the favorite—more like the “I-woke-up-and-there-were-9-home-wins-in-10-games” favorite. Stuttgart’s 4.2 odds suggest they’re the underdog, but their recent 6-1-0 run against Dortmund (including five wins) adds spice. The -0.75-point spread (BetOnline.ag) means Dortmund must win by two to make their backers feel like they’ve dodged a tax audit.

The total goals line? 3.0-3.5, with Over priced at 1.86-1.95 and Under at 1.87-1.96. It’s the Bundesliga’s version of a “meh” game—bookmakers can’t decide if this will be a fireworks show or a nap-inducing draw.

Team News: Injuries, Legal Drama, and a Quest for Redemption
Dortmund’s Serhou Guirassy, their league-leading scorer (5 goals), is back from international duty, ready to turn into a “goal-scoring Swiss Army knife.” Meanwhile, Karim Adeyemi—fresh off a 450,000€ fine for illegal weapon possession—has traded his pistol for a pistol start in attack. Let’s hope his redemption arc involves more net-positive plays and fewer actual legal entanglements.

Stuttgart, meanwhile, is a medical soap opera. Luca Jaquez, Ramon Hendriks, and Ermedin Demirović are sidelined, leaving manager Sebastian Hoeneß with a squad that’s “unbeaten in six” but “unhealthy in three.” It’s like showing up to a potluck with only the main dish—everyone’s hungry, but no one’s bringing the side dishes.

Dortmund’s coach Niko Kovač, ever the self-critic, admitted his team needs to “work on the details.” Translation: Stop turning two-goal leads into “sweat-soaked tank top” finishes. Stuttgart’s Hoeneß, meanwhile, praised Dortmund’s “demanding” home stadium—a polite way of saying, “We’re about to get yeeted into next week.”

The Verdict: A Home-Cooked Victory
Dortmund’s 9-1-0 home record this season is as reliable as a German clockmaker. Stuttgart’s recent form? A mirage. Their six-game unbeaten streak against Dortmund includes matches where Dortmund were playing with a handful of first-team substitutes and a starting XI that included a guy named “Kevin” who probably shouldn’t be near the penalty box.

With Dortmund’s squad depth, home advantage, and Stuttgart’s injury crisis, this is the night Kovač’s troops break their five-game losing streak to their rivals. The only thing more certain than Dortmund’s win is that Stuttgart’s fans will be seen wearing “We’ll Take the Draw” T-shirts in the post-match interviews.

Final Prediction: Borussia Dortmund 2-1 VfB Stuttgart. Guirassy scores a brace, Adeyemi atones for his legal gaffes with a clutch assist, and Stuttgart’s “unbeaten” magic runs out faster than a German beer garden at 5 PM.

Place your bets, but don’t bet your grandma’s beer money—unless she’s into high-stakes soccer and low-stakes emotional trauma. 🎲🇩🇪

Created: Nov. 22, 2025, 5:14 a.m. GMT

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