Prediction: Washington St Cougars VS USC Trojans 2025-12-14
USC Trojans vs. Washington State Cougars: A Lopsided Love Letter to the Trojans
Parse the Odds: The Math Doesn’t Lie (Much)
Let’s start with the numbers because, let’s face it, USC’s odds are about as close to a sure thing as a vegan at a steakhouse. The latest lines have the Trojans as a 7.5-point favorite across most books (though Bovada’s line of -11.5 feels like they’re just flexing), with a total of 142.5 points. Converting those decimal odds to implied probabilities? USC’s moneyline of -769 (per FanDuel’s 1.13 decimal) suggests bookmakers think they have an 88.5% chance to win. Washington State’s +470 line? A laughable 17.5%—about the same odds of me correctly predicting the weather in L.A. without checking my phone.
USC’s dominance isn’t just a fluke. They’re +110 in scoring differential, averaging 89.5 PPG (21st nationally) while holding opponents to 78.5 PPG (285th). Their offense? A well-oiled espresso machine led by Chad Baker-Mazara, who’s averaging 21.9 PPG—the only Trojan since 1996 to crack 21+ points through 10 games. He’s also one of three players in college basketball with six 20-point games and a 30-point outing this season. Meanwhile, Washington State’s -29 scoring differential is about as appealing as a root canal. They average 76.7 PPG (198th) and allow 79.6 PPG (312th). Their defense? A sieve that’s been patched with duct tape and hope.
Digest the News: Injuries, Flukes, and Bench Warmers
USC’s only blemish is a 1-1 start in the Big Ten, but let’s be real: Their schedule has been a cakewalk. Their recent 94-81 win over San Diego showcased Baker-Mazara’s 31-point, five-three-point eruption and Ezra Ausar’s career-high 29. The Trojans are also outrebounding opponents by 2.4 boards per game and shooting a solid 39.2% from deep.
Washington State, on the other hand, is a cautionary tale of “what could’ve been.” Freshman guard Ace Glass is their lone bright spot, averaging 16.6 PPG and dropping a 40-point game against Arizona State. But context is key: That 40-point explosion came against a Sun Devils team that looks like it’s made of Jell-O. The Cougars also have 11 players averaging two+ points, but their bench’s 33.3 PPG (Top 50 nationally) is a double-edged sword—they’re outscored late in games, surrendering 20 second-chance points and seven threes per loss. Their latest defeat to Nevada? A 78-64 drubbing where Tomas Thrastarson’s 20 points couldn’t save them from a fourth-quarter collapse.
Humorous Spin: The Cougars Are the Trojans’ Personal Joke
Let’s be blunt: Washington State is the human version of a “meh” reaction. Their offense is like a toaster in a bakery—present but useless. Ace Glass’s 40-point game? A statistical fluke so rare it’s like scoring a hole-in-one while blindfolded and wearing oven mitts. And their bench? Deep enough to host a pool party if they ever scored more than 33.3 points.
Meanwhile, USC’s Chad Baker-Mazara is the basketball equivalent of a superhero with a PhD. He’s averaging 2.7 threes per game and has four straight 20-point games. If he were a Marvel character, he’d be “Captain 3-Pointers” with a side hustle as a math tutor. The Trojans’ defense? A human firewall that’s letting opponents shoot 37.8% from deep—about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
Prediction: The Trojans Light the Beak on Fire
Putting it all together, USC’s 89.5 PPG vs. Washington State’s 76.7 PPG suggests a 12.8-point edge pre-game. The spread is -7.5 to -11.5 across books, so even the most optimistic Cougars fan would need a time machine to bet against this.
Final Verdict: Bet on USC to win 86-71, with Baker-Mazara dropping 25+ and the Trojans’ defense suffocating Washington State’s porous offense. The Cougars’ bench will score 34 points, but it’ll be like trying to fill a bathtub with a leaky hose—fun to watch, but ultimately futile.
Unless, of course, the Trojans decide to take the night off and shoot 0-for-20 from three. But that’s as likely as a snowstorm in July. Stick with USC. 🏀🔥
Created: Dec. 15, 2025, 1:47 a.m. GMT