Prop Bets: Arizona Cardinals VS Dallas Cowboys 2025-11-03

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The Dallas Cowboys (-3.5, implied probability: ~51.3%) host the Arizona Cardinals (+3.5, ~53.5%) on Monday, and if you’re betting on this game, here’s your play-by-play of what to expect:

The Spread: Dallas is a modest 3.5-point favorite, which is about as exciting as a spreadsheet. The Cowboys (3-4-1) have the home-field advantage, but let’s be honest—this game is less of a “showdown” and more of a “show me the money” for bookmakers. The Over/Under is locked at 53.5 points (even money), so if you’re feeling spicy, bet the Under. These teams combined for 48 points last month, and I doubt Dak Prescott and Kyler Murray will break into a dance-off.

Moneyline: The Cowboys’ moneyline sits at -157 (decimal: 1.58), while Arizona’s is +240 (decimal: 2.45). Translating that into plain English: Dallas is the “safe bet” for your grandma’s retirement fund, and Arizona is the “gamble” if you’re feeling lucky (or foolish).

Player Props: The only prop worth your time? Caleb Williams’ passing yards. The OVER 250 yards is priced at -110, and the OVER 300 yards is a juicy +500. Given Arizona’s recent offensive doldrums (see: their five-game losing streak), Williams might as well be asked to juggle flamingos. But hey, if you really want to lose money, go for it.

Why Dallas Will Win: Because the Cowboys’ offense is as reliable as a Roomba on a carpet. Dak Prescott isn’t Aaron Rodgers, but he’s good enough to avoid turning the ball over to Arizona’s anemic defense. The Cardinals, meanwhile, are the NFL’s version of a group project—everyone’s trying, but no one cares.

Why Arizona Might Shock You: They’re 2-5, but the Scumbag’s “avoid west coast teams in early east coast games” rule applies here. Kyler Murray could have a career day, or Dallas’ defense might decide to take the week off. But let’s not get carried away—it’s 1 a.m. in Arizona; nobody’s sharp at 1 a.m.

Final Verdict: Lay the 3.5 on Dallas. Take the Under. And if you must bet on Williams’ yards, stick to the OVER 250. It’s a toss-up between “boring” and “disaster,” and in this matchup, boring is winning.

Now go nap. This game isn’t worth your blood pressure. 🏈

Created: Nov. 3, 2025, 4:17 a.m. GMT