Prop Bets: Arizona Wildcats VS Cincinnati Bearcats 2025-11-15
Arizona Wildcats vs. Cincinnati Bearcats: A Tale of Two (Unreliable) QBs
The Arizona Wildcats (+180 ML) will attempt to pull off the sports equivalent of a heist in Cincinnati, where the Bearcats (-220) are favored by 6 points. Let’s break this down with the precision of a time-share salesman:
- QB Showdown: Arizona’s Noah Fifita (16/31 for 158 yards, 2 TDs vs. Kansas) vs. Cincinnati’s Brendan Sorsby (11/33 for 221 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT vs. Utah). Imagine if these stats were career averages. Spoiler: They’re not, but let’s pretend they are for a Netflix docuseries titled “Hail Mary, Quite Irritating.”
- Spread Shenanigans: Arizona is +6 (-105) per the books, a line that screams “bet on the underdog if the wind blows hard enough to deflect passes.” Expert analysis? The UNDER 56.5 (-115) is the call, thanks to Cincinnati’s stingy D (18.9 PPG allowed) and Arizona’s… well, their defense also allowing 18.9 PPG. Coincidence? The universe says “absolutely.”
- Prop of the Day: Bet Quincy Craig to score a last-second TD (24-yarder vs. Kansas). Odds? Let’s go with “slim, but it’s the sportsbook’s job to care.”
Prediction: Cincinnati 27, Arizona 24. The Bearcats’ playoff hopes are still alive, but they’ll need Sorsby to stop throwing picks and Arizona’s offense to remember how to not “mistakenly exit the building during halftime.”
Key Stat: Arizona’s 24-20 win vs. Kansas was sealed with 39 seconds left. Time remaining for Bearcats fans to panic? 39 seconds.
Bet responsibly, or don’t—we’ve all got student loans to repay. 🏈
Created: Nov. 15, 2025, 4:33 p.m. GMT