Prop Bets: Athletic Bilbao VS Newcastle United 2025-11-05
Newcastle vs Athletic Bilbao: A Clash of Confidence and Complacency
Newcastle United, the "Toon Army’s" pride and joy, host Athletic Bilbao in a Champions League clash that’s as lopsided as a drunken waltz. The odds? Newcastle at 1.34 (74.6% implied) to win, Athletic at 9.0 (11.1%), and a draw at 4.75 (21.1%). If you’re betting on Athletic, you might want to check if your bookie has a "hope against hope" promotion.
Why Newcastle?
- Home dominance: Newcastle has scored 7 goals in their last two Champions League home games (4-0 vs. Union Berlin, 3-0 vs. Benfica). Their St. James’ Park pitch is basically a goal net with ambiance.
- Athletic’s woes: Bilbao have lost 5 of their last 6 away games in all competitions, including 0-2 to Arsenal and 1-4 to Dortmund. Their defense? A sieve that’s been sopping up defeats.
The Star to Watch: Anthony Gordon
The kid’s on fire. Five Champions League goals this season? Five! BetMGM has him to score anytime at +160 (38.5% implied), which is absurd given his recent form. If he doesn’t net, I’ll eat my hat… or at least my very British pride.
Prop Bets to Tickle Your Fancy
- Gordon’s Shots: Over 3.5 shots at -185 (64.7% implied). He’s averaging 4.2 shots per game this season. Bet on him like he’s the main act at a pub quiz.
- Both Teams to Score: At 1.93 (51.8% implied), it’s a toss-up. Newcastle’s attack is sharp; Athletic’s defense is… not. But Bilbao’s forwards? They’re about as likely to score as a vegan in a steakhouse.
The Verdict
Newcastle wins 2-0, with Gordon scoring one and setting up another. Athletic’s players will be seen post-match sipping tea and apologizing to their mothers. As for the prop bets? Back Gordon to score and Over 2.5 goals (1.82). The only thing under 2.5 here is Athletic’s self-esteem.
Disclaimer: This prediction is more accurate than your ex’s excuses. Bet responsibly, or don’t—your call. But if you do, follow Gordon. He’s the real deal. 🏟️🔥
Created: Nov. 5, 2025, 6:17 p.m. GMT