Prop Bets: Atlanta Falcons VS New England Patriots 2025-11-02

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The Atlanta Falcons, fresh off a road loss to the Dolphins where they scored 10 points or fewer (again), face the 5-1 New England Patriots, who’ve won five straight and are cooking on all cylinders. Let’s break this down with the precision of a spreadsheet and the humor of a drunk stathead at a bar.

The Spread & Implied Probabilities
- Patriots -4.5 (-110) / Falcons +4.5 (-110): The line is a tight 4.5-point spread, with the Patriots as clear favorites.
- Moneyline: Patriots at 1.42 (implied probability: ~58.3%), Falcons at 2.84 (implied probability: ~25.8%).
- Total: 45.5 points (Over/Under -110). Given the Falcons’ 27th-ranked offense (10 points or fewer in three games) and the Patriots’ 5th-ranked scoring defense, this feels like a “Under 45.5” trap.

Why the Patriots Should Win
- Drake Maye’s Magic: The rookie QB is averaging 253.3 passing yards per game (75.2% completion rate) with 15 TDs. BetMGM has him at -118 to surpass 227.5 passing yards.
- Falcons’ Offense: Atlanta’s offense ranks 27th in EPA/Play and has scored 10 points or fewer in three games. Their defense? They gave up four passing TDs to Tua Tagovailoa last week.

Props to Target
1. Bijan Robinson Over 63.5 Rushing Yards (-114): The Falcons’ RB is averaging 78.4 rushing yards per game (5.2 YPC). Against a Patriots run defense ranked 17th in DVOA, this feels like a “lay the points” play.
2. Drake Maye Over 227.5 Passing Yards (-118): With a 75.2% completion rate and 2,026 yards this season, Maye’s arm is as reliable as a spreadsheet formula.
3. Darnell Mooney Anytime TD (+250): The Falcons’ WR has five TDs this season. His injury history? Ignore it. The Patriots’ secondary is “soft” (read: porous).

Falcons’ Chances?
Low. Very low. The Falcons are 3-4 overall, 1-2 on the road, and their defense allows 5.4 yards per play. They’re like a buffet for opposing offenses: everyone lines up, and no one leaves hungry.

Final Verdict
The Patriots are a -4.5 cover machine here. The Falcons might as well bring a white flag and a highlight reel of their worst plays. Bet the Under 45.5—this game could be as exciting as a tax audit.

Bonus Prop: Bet the Patriots to win by 7+ (+200). Because why not? It’s not like the Falcons have anything to lose… except their dignity.

Odds as of 4:15 AM ET. Implied probabilities calculated using decimal odds. May contain 5% statistical sarcasm and 95% cold, hard data. 🏈

Created: Nov. 2, 2025, 4:15 a.m. GMT

Prop Bets: Atlanta Falcons VS New England Patriots 2025-11-02

Falcons’ Chances? Low. Very low. The Falcons are 3-4 overall, 1-2 on the road, and their defense allows 5.4 yards per play. They’re like a buffet for opposing offenses: everyone lines up, and no one leaves hungry.

Final Verdict The Patriots are a -4.5 cover machine here. The Falcons might as well bring a white flag and a highlight reel of their worst plays. Bet the Under 45.5—this game could be as exciting as a tax audit.

Falcons’ Chances?
Low. Very low. The Falcons are 3-4 overall, 1-2 on the road, and their defense allows 5.4 yards per play. They’re like a buffet for opposing offenses: everyone lines up, and no one leaves hungry.

Final Verdict
The Patriots are a -4.5 cover machine here. The Falcons might as well bring a white flag and a highlight reel of their worst plays. Bet the Under 45.5—this game could be as exciting as a tax audit.