Prop Bets: Atlanta Hawks VS Philadelphia 76ers 2025-11-30
Philadelphia 76ers vs. Atlanta Hawks: A Game for the Ages (Or at Least a Thrilling 233-Point Overtime)
The Philadelphia 76ers (-110 on the moneyline at FanDuel) and Atlanta Hawks (+110) are set to clash in a Thanksgiving Eve showdown that’s as close as a turkey and a deep-fried zucchini. With the total set at 233.5 points (51.8% implied Over, 52.9% Under), this game promises to be a statistical feast—or a gluttonous disaster. The spread? A razor-thin 1.0-point line (Philly -1.0, Atlanta +1.0), because nothing says “thrilling basketball” like betting on who can trip over their own feet first.
Player Prop Picks: Because Why Bet on Teams When You Can Bet on Jalen Johnson’s Confidence?
1. Jalen Johnson (Philly): 23.5 Points Over/Under
- Over (-118): Johnson’s averaging 23.5 points by design, so this line is basically a math test. Bet Over if you trust arithmetic; Under if you think the NBA invented the “phantom foul.”
- Double-Double (-260): Johnson’s so locked in, he’s already packed a second pair of shoes. This is a lay (betting lingo for “safe bet”).
- Tyrese Maxey (Philly): 29.5 Points Over/Under
- Under (-130): Maxey’s season average? 29.4 points. The line’s set to mock him. Bet Under because the NBA’s math department works in base 30.
- Nickeil Alexander-Walker (Atlanta): 19.5 Points Over/Under
- Over (-115): He’s a human over/under paradox. Bet Over because “19.5” is just a suggestion.
- Paul George (Philly): 14.5 Points Over/Under
- Under (-125): George’s averaging 14.5 points, but he’s 42 years old and probably dreaming about retirement. Under this line? It’s a lock.
The Verdict: A Turkey Day Thriller
The 76ers are favored (-214 at FanDuel), but the Hawks (+198) are here to play spoiler. With Joel Embiid out (unconfirmed, but we’re assuming he’s busy arguing with referees), Philly relies on Maxey’s “I’ll take 20 points, please” routine and Johnson’s double-double dominance. Atlanta’s NA-Walker will either torch the defense or prove that 19.5 is just a number.
Final Prediction: This game will end in a 234-233 OT thriller, with Johnson dropping 24 points, 12 rebounds, and a cryptic tweet about “FanDuel’s bad math.” Bet the Over, but only if you enjoy heartburn and existential dread.
Happy betting, and remember: the only thing more unpredictable than this game is your Uncle Jerry’s Thanksgiving turkey. 🦃🏀
Created: Nov. 30, 2025, 5:20 a.m. GMT