Prop Bets: Boston Celtics VS Minnesota Timberwolves 2025-11-29

Humorous Prediction: Celtics vs. Timberwolves – A One-Sided Feast for the Wolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves (-7) are so favored to dominate the Boston Celtics tonight that even the game’s over/under (228.5 points) feels like a mercy rule. With a 73% implied win probability, the T’Wolves might as well be playing with a 10-point lead from the jump. The Celtics? They’re priced at +31.2%—about the same chance of pulling off an upset as me believing the NBA will ever let a fan into a game unscathed.

Player Props to Watch (and Laugh At):
- Julius Randle (20.5 Pts O/U -115): If he doesn’t hit this, the Timberwolves will probably bench him and start playing checkers.
- Anthony Edwards (28.5 Pts O/U -113): The "Greek Freak" (Karl-Anthony Towns) isn’t here, so Edwards must carry the scoring load. Good luck, kid. The Celtics’ defense is about as porous as a sieve at a water park.
- Rudy Gobert (10.5 Reb O/U -130): He’ll likely hit this, but only because he’s the only reason the Timberwolves have a shot at the rebound margin.

Dark Horses:
- Jaden McDaniels (13.5 Pts O/U +120): If he outplays Jayson Tatum, we’ll all collectively question our life choices.
- Derrick White (17.5 Pts O/U -110): The Celtics’ best hope is that he doesn’t shoot like he’s defending a three-point line.

Final Verdict: The Timberwolves will win comfortably, Randle will flirt with his prop total, and Gobert will secure his rebounds while the Celtics’ bench chugs Gatorade and wonders what “defense” means. Tip-off at 7:10 PM ET—bring popcorn, not hope.

Bonus Prop Bet: Will the Celtics’ bench score more than 1 point? Under -200. (Because yes.)

Created: Nov. 29, 2025, 8:46 p.m. GMT