Prop Bets: Chicago Bears VS Cincinnati Bengals 2025-11-02
Chicago Bears vs. Cincinnati Bengals: A "Bears" the Bengals Can't Handle?
The Chicago Bears (-2.5, -123) are favored to wallop the Cincinnati Bengals (+2.5, +110) in a game that’s as lopsided as a rookie’s tackle. Let’s break it down with the precision of a QB rating calculator:
Why the Bears Are the Smart Bet
- Defense That Eats Dreams: The Bears’ defense is 7th in DVOA, allowing just 19 PPG during their four-game winning streak. The Bengals’ defense? A sad hot dog—30th in PFF grades, 32nd in DVOA. They just let the Jets score 39 points. Yikes.
- Caleb Williams, the "Dual-Threat Therapist": The Bears’ QB is averaging 233.7 passing yards and 130 rushing yards per game. If he can avoid turning the ball over more than twice (a tall order), Chicago’s offense should feast on Cincinnati’s leaky defense.
- Implied Probabilities: The Bears’ -123 moneyline odds imply a 54.3% chance to win. The Bengals’ +110 line? A laughable 47.6%.
Why the Bengals Should Pack Their Bags
- Joe Flacco’s TDs vs. a Defense That Sleeps: Flacco has thrown 5 TDs with zero picks in his last two games, but Cincinnati’s offense (71 points in two home games) might be outgunned by Chicago’s defense.
- The Over/Under: A Bloodbath?
- The total is set at 51.5 points.
- Over is favored at -118, which implies a 51.7% chance. With the Bengals’ offense and Bears’ rushing attack, this could be a shootout.
Player Props to Watch
- Caleb Williams Total Rushing Yards: Over/Under 85.5. Bet the Over if you trust his legs (and why wouldn’t you?).
- Ja’Marr Chase Receptions: Over/Under 6.5. The Bengals’ WR is a beast, but Chicago’s defense might finally catch him cold.
Final Verdict
The Bears are a -2.5 spread favorite, and the math says they’re the safer bet. Unless Joe Burrow suddenly materializes from a time warp, the Bengals are in for a Bears-ly beatdown.
Prediction: Bears win 27-20. The Over hits 52.5 points. And yes, Caleb Williams will probably do something flashy.
Place your bets, but don’t bet your grandma’s wig. She needs it for the next family Zoom call. 🎲🏈
Created: Oct. 28, 2025, 7:36 p.m. GMT