Prop Bets: Chicago Bulls VS Charlotte Hornets 2025-11-28
Charlotte Hornets vs. Chicago Bulls: A Game of Inches (and LaMelo’s Assists)
Because nothing says "respect" like a 2-point spread. Let’s dive in.
The Spread: The Hornets are a token 2-point underdogs (-2.0) at most books, while the Bulls are +2.0. With implied probabilities hovering around 50% for both sides (thanks to even-money odds), this is basically a coin flip with better fashion sense. The Hornet’s recent ATS record (3-2 in last 5) suggests they’re “clutch,” but let’s be real—nobody trusts a team that lives on OT and narrow losses.
Moneyline: The Bulls are your chalk pick at +1.76 (implied 54% win chance), but the Hornets at +2.12 (32.5% implied) are tempting if you’re into “long shots and existential despair.”
Total: 246.5 points, with every bookie in agreement that this game will be a sloppy, high-scoring mess. The line’s been jacked up from earlier numbers, so expect a combined 247-point explosion.
Player Props to Ponder:
- LaMelo Ball (-118 Over 7.5 Assists): If he’s not dishing 8+ dimes, is he even trying? The implied probability here is 51.8%—a “safe” play if you believe in “ball distribution over defense.”
- Josh Giddey (-108 Over 9.5 Assists): At +122 for the Under, this is a “pick ‘em” if Giddey’s got a cold night. But if he’s hot? Let’s just say the math isn’t kind to the Under.
- Kon Knueppel (-108 Over 2.5 Points): This is a trap. The Under is +122, but unless Knueppel’s playing center and shooting 3s, he’s not touching the ball. Fade this.
The Verdict: The Bulls are here to flex their “we’re better than you” points, while the Hornets will likely pull off another “narrow loss or OT thriller.” Take the Bulls -2 if you’re feeling bold, but the Over 246.5 is a lock—these teams combined for 241 points in their last meeting. And if LaMelo hits 8 assists? Well, that’s how you turn a loss into a “moral victory.”
Final Score Prediction: Bulls 124, Hornets 122.5 (because 0.5 points is how the spread works, right?).
Place your bets wisely, and remember: the only thing more unpredictable than this game is your ex’s Instagram stories. 🏀💸
Created: Nov. 27, 2025, 11:15 p.m. GMT