Prop Bets: Chicago Cubs VS Atlanta Braves 2025-09-10
Cubs vs. Braves: A Snore-Fest with a Side of "Under"
The Cubs and Braves have turned their first two games into a sleep aid commercial: three innings, four runs, and zero energy. Now, they’re set to continue the trend in Game 3, where the Under 4 runs in the first five innings (-110) is the most logical bet since Chris Sale’s ERA (2.38) is lower than your Netflix password.
Why It’s a Sure Thing (Mostly):
- Chris Sale (Braves) has been a human strikeout machine, averaging 10 Ks per game. His Over 6.5 strikeouts (-130) is a lock, assuming he doesn’t get ejected for laughing at the Cubs’ lineup.
- Jameson Taillon (Cubs) has been less effective, but hey, at least he’ll keep the run total low. The Braves are -175 favorites, which means you’ll need a calculator to figure out why anyone would bet the Cubs (+145).
Player Props to Waste Your Time On:
- Sale Over 6.5 strikeouts (-130): He’s got more Ks than your ex’s text messages.
- Nico Hoerner Over 0.5 doubles (+360): Because why not? He’s already doubled the excitement level of this series.
The Verdict:
This game is a same-game parlay waiting to happen: Under 4 runs, Sale’s strikeouts, and Braves -1.5. If you’re not asleep by the third inning, you’re doing it wrong.
Final Score Prediction: Braves 2, Cubs 1 (because even the moon would be bored watching this game). 🌙⚾
Created: Sept. 10, 2025, 4:41 p.m. GMT